SMP - Summer Mouth Protection

Any reccomendations for ways to avoid eating hundreds of bugs!

im cycling to get fit not cos im hungry!

YES I cycle with my mouth open like some kind of drooling idiot.
and its compunded by the fact Im often next to the River..

any light and summer suitable mouth hole protection available?

In all honesty, nothing you could wear that would stop this is going to not make you look utterly daft. If you understand this, then the difference between a gag and a surgical mask isn't much.

I suggest just closing your mouth as you ride.

you mouth breathers

Or, breath in through the nose, out through the mouth. So your gob is only open when you're blowing.

I cant get enough airflow through my nose due to whats the term 'Tree sex wee'!

Im thinking a snorkel? If I invent something I'm applying for dragons den

So your gob is only open when you're blowing.

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In all honesty, nothing you could wear that would stop this is going to not make you look utterly daft.

Im thinking a snorkel? If

VB, correct as always.

Although I do worry about his syntax.

Im new to the forum so could someone please confirm for me just how perfect this image is for this forum?

Aaah. Bog cycling. I prefer the topless version though.

hmm i think i need to enter this! are only fit women allowed in? maybe i'll just watch.

I think midges and their ilk are generally turned off by citronella, so either smear essential oil around your lips and gums, or cycle with a lemon wedge in your gob like a gumshield.

That's what works for me.

I hear hippy swears by these...

I was going to suggest gritted teeth……;but mine would let bumblebees through

^ that's ChainBreaker.

Work on your backwards riding skills?

^ that's ChainBreaker.
Which one?

I hear hippy swears by these...

^the one that looks just like you. and is the same nationality you are

Mouthbreathers

(scoblism)

I actually tie one of these to my face and it zaps them on the way in...

Fried Fly FTW!

Which one?

either.