Track section steak

Because some of the other parts of the forum are overrun with cocks and in one particular thread, it was pointed out that us trackies don't have beefs as we are a bit more adult and serious about riding. I thought I would start this thread.

Partly because of this, partly because I am bored, it's Friday and I am frustrated about reading how you are all going training when I am almost crippled, this is a place for Track Beef, so I am starting.

You are all a bunch of cunts.

Except for Rob who is a beefcake <3

You've got an ass like a derny rider - there, I've said it, what of it…

Wait until I make it to Herne Hill. Eventually.
There will be beef fo shizzle.

HAHA YOU FUCKING TRACKIES CAN'T EVEN RIDE YOUR BIKES PROPER MATE

IN A CIRCLE? ROUND AND FUCKING ROUND? NOT EVEN ANY TRAFFIC?

you're all pussies mate, you've got nothing on my fixie skills.*

*hope that helps the boredom Mike.

Your dead!

Being a trackie is like being a Jedi. You're not even allowed to race during your commute.

Jaygee has been using steroids all winter.
I'm just gonna put that out there.....

Being a trackie is like being a Jedi. You're not even allowed to race during your commute.

The first law of being a trackie as passed down by Rob and Lee

If this thread gets beyond 10 posts, Mike will slope off the back and retire to track centre where he'll moan for a bit about longer races, especially the points race.

You all ride in circles, trick riders ride the velodrome backwards because thats how we roll dawg!

I fucking hate points races.

OHHH FUCKING VELODROMES

like it's difficult.

Ha ha. You are all protein abusing crank mashers that squat shit.

I fucking hate points races.

Man up.

quick, sit down. You may become depleted.

You all ride in circles, trick riders ride the velodrome backwards because thats how we roll dawg!

You don't roll nowhere - you don't know any tricks. You're a hipster who does longer rides in a small girly car.

Loic undertook my wife round a corner when there wasn't really space. who wants to help me beat him up?

*not the good Loic, or the tricks one, some other Loic.

You don't roll nowhere - you don't know any tricks. You're a hipster who does longer rides in a small girly car.

Hey i had a broken wrist!

hey i had a broken wrist!

htfu

Me and my crew ride velodromes on children's tricycles which means we are ten times cooler than all of you. After a tough day at the track squeezing in a few laps between stroking our egos, we ride home for piping hot tea served in a chocolate tea pot.

People love us.

Hey i had a broken wrist!

Yeah, me too. Never stopped me.. Oh, wait - it did.

Where is nuknow? This needs his input.

At least he has few track bikes and ain't a closet roadie.

NO! This is a serious thread for track beef. No gayness!