Vélobici - not as pricey, but is it nice on a bike?

Vélobici clothing range...
Please discuss.

http://www.velobici.cc/

Did I miss anything?

Vb?!

Merino baselayers and armwarmers are more than welcome of course.
Much nicer than mine SockGuy knitted ones.

Drug dealer or gigolo?

Enrique Iglesias?

Those so called 'base layers' look familiar. Somebody call Rapha.

Here: report.enquiries@rapha.cc

We have designed a collection of beautiful cycling apparel, for the ride, for the office or for the bar.

Something for you there then, Buddha.
Looks like stuff for the cycling City dandy, lawyers, Katie Price's agents and so on.

^ I have yet to act as Katie Price's agent. One day she'll return my calls...

The "City Bundle" for £180 looks quite good.

It's basically Rapha, but not as cycle-y.

yeah. you don't want your cycle gear to be spoiled by actually being good for cycling in ; much better if your cycling gear is just basically Golf wear rebranded.

useless without pics.

Perfumed ponces!

You can't wear a cardie with a t-shirt. And do your bottom button up, man!

It's good to have choice if you don't want to look like a gimp, though.

You can't wear a cardie with a t-shirt. And do your bottom button up, man!

I do.

Is that geezer putting arm warmers on to cook his supper?

Haha - brilliant observation!

In all seriousness, this looks quite good.

Features:

100% Italian Merino wool.
No internal seams.
Reinforced thumb hole cuffs.
Buttoned rear pocket.

Knitwear should always be paired with a collar.

Deuteronomy 4.44-11.32

?

If you have children, maybe.

Perfumed ponces!

Is that geezer putting arm warmers on to cook his supper?

Check you out with such phrases as 'supper'.

Who's the perfumed ponce now?

Eh?

Eh?

Eh?

I actually wear arm warmers when I type it.
And I'm about to serve my supper.

Drug dealer or gigolo?

Is that his shopping list or list of service on his arm?

Lyrics to Peter Andre's "Mystical Girl".