What's happened to tynan?

Has he flounced in such an acerbic yet whimsical way that nobody has really noticed, yet he rocks and fumes in some corner of a delightful dungeon?

It's probably better that we don't know, considering...

He's being extradited to Sweden.

He's under cover, taking down the vatican from the inside as we type.

Has he flounced in such an acerbic yet whimsical way that nobody has really noticed, yet he rocks and fumes in some corner of a delightful dungeon?

Er, no, actually what has happened is that you haven't noticed the several other places where his departure has been discussed :)

^ This is true but then I've been rather remiss myself of late. Is he OK though? I was swapping PMs with him before Christmas and he seemed preoccupied with a couple of things. My post was more out of concern than anything despite being a bit flip. But hey it is the interwebz :)

He's finally morphed.

Search for me under his new name of Tynan 2.0

He's replicated.

Crucified. He'll be back in 30 days.

He has been spotted in Germany recently, maybe he is on holiday?

He's behind you

No, that's me.

Boo!

He has been spotted in Germany recently, maybe he is on holiday?

what the blubbering fuck is that?

An ewok.

he's just changed his log in like every - bloody - one else

hyphen misplacement confusion

is that mark e smiths latest tune ?

is that mark e smiths latest tune ?

He he!

tynan was last seen leaving Mecca:

YouTube - The Fall: Bingo Master's Break-out! (1978 post punk / DIY)

Tynan has ascended to heaven.. It must be true, it was in one of those zeitgeist films..

He spent a bit of time exercising his paint skills trying to pick up laaaaadeeees before he met his maker Allah

^ it must be tru fax, only tynan would notice the Makita.

Right then, where is he?

Vegas, staying flashy.

He's only in Vegas for the last of the season's orgies before he embarks on this epic quest. He's been in training in the outer reaches of Tibet these last few months. I have a postcard here from him.