Wanted: Chainsaw - just a day loan

I got a cuban drugs mule tied up in the shower and this George Foreman lean mean bread slicing machine is making a meal of things..

That and i "borrowed" a load of windfall wood from the local park for the log burner, but it needs working down (it's a tree..)
West london based, only need it for a day, GSOH and all that. can reward with beer maybe.

While i am at it if anyone has any windfall or old trees lying about they don't want let me know.

wood isn't a smokeless fuel, have you got a special burner?
just being nosey.

plus

;)

These work fast when you're out and about and want to reduce some large logs into transportable pieces without carrying a 'weapon'.

wood isn't a smokeless fuel, have you got a special burner?
just being nosey.

Got the most efficient number on the market, made by those crazy Swedes, sadly it isn't on the list for special burners. lucky for me the council came to inspect it and gave it the all clear as it looked like the one he had as a kid.

Can't get more bureaucratic than that. I had planned to burn a little bit at a time to keep the smoke to a minimum as we are in a smokeless area

pocket saws and man power!!

WTF i want something that smells of petrol and makes a fuck off sound that i can swing about like a mad man while smoking roll ups

I'm rather handy with an axe if you find one and want a hand.

when do you need it for, greaseball?

i can grab sarah's old man's when i am next in the shire (in a fortnight), if you get stuck.

Got the most efficient number on the market, made by those crazy Swedes, sadly it isn't on the list for special burners. lucky for me the council came to inspect it and gave it the all clear as it looked like the one he had as a kid.

Can't get more bureaucratic than that. I had planned to burn a little bit at a time to keep the smoke to a minimum as we are in a smokeless area

ooh wich one?

Grab his chainsaw, i mean.