LFGSS Book: Give It A Name DEADLINE 2011-02-01

The LFGSS Book is alive and kicking and needs a name.

For those of you who don’t know what I’m talking about see here …. http://www.lfgss.com/thread21480.html

And for those who haven’t submitted anything yet find submissions info here…http://www.lfgss.com/thread57228.html

For those of you that do, The LFGSS Book isn’t the catchiest title in the world. So we’re asking you forum wits to come up with a moniker for the first and only book documenting what this forum means to the community of cyclists who use it. Please bear in mind that the book is specifically pointing at all the stuff we do outside of the computer, the rides/drinks/meets/polo/trackdays etc, etc.

So please give us your best shot at naming this book and get credit where credit is due*.
DEADLINE is 1st Feb 2011.
Get naming.

*we (the editors) reserve the right to edit/amend/paraphrase/combine any and all suggestions, or not use any of them if we come up with one that’s better…

"Pukes on Cock"

and so it begins...

In the spirit of Tynan, I propose "LFGSS the Book: It's fucking rubbish and it's not even free"

Fuck Fixies.

LFGSS. Has the LEGSS

LFGSS: A Story of One Man, His Bike and the Internet.

"It's Not About The Drugs"

or has that been done?

Use The Fucking Index

LFGSS - London's Famous Forum's Big Book of Forum.

Hipster Triangles and Their Effects on Cycling Communities.

"I know you won't mind me saying this..."
LFGSS in print: a history of name calling and thinly veiled insults

Ontological Musings on the Disparity of Cyclical Forms of Transport

The Hipster Spice Route
A journey through London's famous London's most cycled streets.

Walking with bikes.

Balls, Bullshit and Bikes.

One gear and still no idea

How to Ride Drunk:
A 3 Step Guide

(sorry corny for the ensuing pages of crap ideas from me, its a release of stress)

Im gonna go with just...........LFGSS

The Most Unfriendly Book on the Shelf

The Forum and other Animals.

BikeSnobsLDN

lfgss - its not about the ride its about pontificating on the internet

Riding with Jesus
(and his wife VeeVee)