Man singer needed Monday evening - £100

I need a male singer for Monday if anyone knows anyone desperate enough to prostitute themselves to the corporate machine for the 'white man's coin' let me know.

Basically it's a pitch (so only £100 at the moment, but if we win the job then we can sort out some more money) - should take an hour or so - on Monday evening, any time after 6.00pm - near Old Street roundabout.

Don't need a virtuoso performer, just someone who has done some singing and can pitch well, the actual lyrics (not much as it is a 30 second piece) will probably be as much talked as sung (basically more Ian Dury than Susan Boyle) - might suit an actor who can hold a tune as much as a singer . . . .

Free cup of tea, which I will make using a new tea bag + possible iced bun.

Er . . . . that's it.

Oh yeah, cash in used tenners.

Get Max Crowe in for this - he reckons he's a singer.

I could do this.

I do a good 'swing'.

he's not after a "krypto keys in a bowl" situation, fool

Very witty ;-)

PM sent with myspace links

Tynan I may have just the fella for you ... singing a fair bit on stage these days so not too self conscious, he's a kind of blokey bloke / artrock kind of performer ...

Left a message with him - he should get back to me shortly...

Gimme the money I'll get drunk and sing like Aled Jones.

Troll or what!?

mee meee mee mee
laa laaa laa
do rey me fah so lah ti doh ... doh ti lah so fah me rey do

do i win ?

• BMX rider
  
• Man singer
  
  

Looking forward to Tynan's next request.

I know a few professional singers ( musical theatre). Will ask around

I can't sing, but can come along anyway - doesn't seem to stop loads of contestants on X factor from making it on TV.

Cheers to Skully for sorting out a singer man, much appreciated, also thanks to everyone else who offered their help.

• BMX rider
  
• Man singer
  
  

Looking forward to Tynan's next request.

BMX singer needed for Friday, top dollar.

BMX singer needed for Friday, top dollar.

I'll wait for the ad for the Man Rider.....

I'm waiting for the ad for the sex pest ...

Aren't we all?

No.

bmx singer needed for friday, top dollar.

♫♬ "beeee eemmmm eexxxx!" ♩♪

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