Jesus Christ on a bike...

http://www.christcycles.com/

you may begin.

to kick you off, meet Ed Edge:

Old but still ridiculous.

A vegan Jesus bike.

That's a strange Venn diagram.

Old but still ridiculous.

like your mum then?

hahahahaha :P

100% vegan.

like your mum then?

hahahahaha :P

That was SO mild, man. Like, really really mild.

I'd fucking agree with it.

Do they trust in the lord's power to arrest their forward momentum? Cos I'm seeing a lot of NoBrakes

ha!

naughty vegan Christ, feeding the multitudes with a fish...

Don't rubber tires contain some fish oil extracts?

this isn't youporn.

i am lost.

Through the love of Jesus Christ, this ministry has thrived

Ed works 72 hours a week as a paramedic to keep the company afloat.

do fuck off you wankers.

Hm, at $299, don't these seem a bit Unipack-ey? The range seems rather limited and simple.

+1 for being vegan, of course. The rest of it I couldn't really care that much about.

looks more like 'victim on a bike'.

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naughty vegan Christ, feeding the multitudes with a fish...

The last supper had lamb as the main course.

not to mention his leather sandals...

Soy ink tatts?

The fit one, the fit one, cute bloke, paramedic, wookie.
in that order.

+1 for being vegan, of course.

Vegetables are what food eats.

H8ers gonu h8. I'll prey for you're soles.

Vegetables are what food eats.

Succinct and accurate, as usual. Have some rep.