Royalty

Now hurry up and abdicate so that a republic can be declared.

Happy birthday, ma'am*...

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I'll call the CSA if you do.

Maybe Esther Rantzen?

The day after Hitler... just sayin.

...and Carmen Electra

The day after Hitler... just sayin.

Is it a coincidence?

Now hurry up and abdicate so that a republic can be declared.

And have President Brown or Cameron? No fucking thank you.

I have no issue with the Queen or her rather pathetic offspring. My problem is with "the establishment" - all the fucking hangers on who only survive because of the Queen. What a gigantic drain on resources they are.

Bin the lot of them and employ a PR agent and an accountant. Easy.

If you fold and Aussie $5 note in a tricky way, it looks like she has a doodle in her mouth. Its really quite hilarious.

With the old £10 note you could make her look like John McEnroe!

If you fold and Balki in a tricky way, it looks like he has a doodle in his mouth. Its really quite hilarious.

Maybe is daft first name.

Sorry, should have been "May-Bee".

I don't like that argument that we have to have a president if there's no monarch.

Why?

Can't we actually govern without a 'leader'?

Today is also my fathers birthday, and he is 531.

Fuck! Thats a great innings, DJ!

Today is also my fathers birthday, and he is 531.

Awesome!

Neither the Queen or (any) PM has a fucking clue what's going on. They're both so detached from reality.

Neither the Queen or (any) PM has a fucking clue what's going on. They're both so detached from reality.

I'm surprised they aren't on here then.

when is the public holiday for the birthday? June 1st?

How old is the coffin-dodger anyway? Surely she should be pensioned-off by now! As long as Chas isn't made King I'm happy.

I reckon Harry would do a grand job of it.

On my list^

How old is the coffin-dodger anyway? Surely she should be pensioned-off by now! As long as Chas isn't made King I'm happy.

I reckon Harry would do a grand job of it.

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My old mate Barry (RIP) used to live in Chelsea in the same building as her best mate... She'd roll up in the Bentley and watch the racing on her mate's TV... A few hours later she was so pissed she needed help getting to the car by the chauffer ... Charming, kind of...

Now hurry up and abdicate so that a republic can be declared.

For a minute I thought you were family, Clive.

Neither the Queen or (any) PM has a fucking clue what's going on. They're both so detached from reality.

You're right, why don't they call you?