Jesus Fucking Christ

He is here. Ask of him and He shall surely answer

Lord... Do chains stretch?

Lord,
every week I charge my lights and use them once on a night ride,
when I go to use them one week later all the charge has mysteriously disappeared,
where O lord does the charge go?

When the fuck will members of this forum grow the fuck up dear lord?

Lord, I dreamt I was lying prostrate before this deity last night, please help me find it.

When the fuck will members of this forum grow the fuck up dear lord?

what sort of question is that for the creator--blasphemer!

a damn fucking good one if you ask me.

where the fuck is general lucifer when you need him?

why must everyone swear? why are you so full of rage. hand hugs for everyone.

He is here. Ask of him and He shall surely answer

Lord... Do chains stretch?

As it is written in The Book of Mark "And no one was able to bind him anymore, even with a chain; because he had often been bound with shackles and chains, and the chains had been torn apart by him and the shackles broken in pieces, and no one was strong enough to subdue him." And so it is true for the chains of bicycles.

Lord,
every week I charge my lights and use them once on a night ride,
when I go to use them one week later all the charge has mysteriously disappeared,
where O lord does the charge go?

Charge not your lights. You must let the light of the Lord show you the path.

When the fuck will members of this forum grow the fuck up dear lord?

a damn fucking good one if you ask me.

Good fucking question Mr Lemon...

Amen.

HE has spoken!!!!

sobs

Lord, I dreamt I was lying prostrate before this deity last night, please help me find it.

Who is this fat fucker? Exodus 20 motherfucker - YOU SHALL HAVE NO OTHER GODS BEFORE ME (AND TYNAN).

Good fucking question Mr Lemon...

Amen.

Werd.

Good fucking question Mr Lemon...

Amen.

aEffinMen!

Who is this fat fucker? Exodus 20 motherfucker - YOU SHALL HAVE NO OTHER GODS BEFORE ME (AND TYNAN).

lord, i believe the deity above was the man on the right in a previous life, shortly after this pic he renounced chicks in favour of spiritual enlightenment. Are you a fan of long beards and/or zz top?

fuck off jesus

nobody fucks witha Jeeesus

Forgive me

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nobody fucks witha Jeeesus

Who won the bike biz retail award?
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Lord,
every week I charge my lights and use them once on a night ride,
when I go to use them one week later all the charge has mysteriously disappeared,
where O lord does the charge go?

You need a Plug, it works for bath water.

lord, i believe the deity above was the man on the right in a previous life, shortly after this pic he renounced chicks in favour of spiritual enlightenment. Are you a fan of long beards and/or zz top?

You want some spiritual fucking enlightenment from a guy with a beard? Get some fucking Ned Kelly up you.

OG HIPSTER

Wasn't he killed by bullets n stuff tho? I want an immortal figure of worship goddamit. Jesus fucking christ, what is wrong with you?!

:(

Forgive him Lord. He knows not what he says.

Now I lay me down to sleep I pray The Lord my thread to keep. If I die before I wake I pray The Lord my thread to take.

God bless mummy. God bless daddy. God Bless Velocio. God Bless DJ. God bless Lucy. God bless Object. God bless JAMIE. God bless Balki. God bless Chainbreaker. God bless Teenslain.. God bless BRM. God bless Coppi that. God bless Corny. God bless Pisti.. God bless Hippy.. FFS.. This will take ages. God bless the fucking Forum..

Wasn't he killed by bullets n stuff tho? I want an immortal figure of worship goddamit. Jesus fucking christ, what is wrong with you?!

:(

He was not killed by bullets, but rather by the hangman's noose. Was I not also killed by man? In Kelly you will find your answers...

... also his helmet was fucking sweet.