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Do you have anything a little less 'luxurious' ?
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I've got a 'graham' you can borrow him for £20 a night, he can get a little fruity at times but a sharp slap normally keeps him in check. PM me.
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It just occurred to me the other day that I have no furniture, don't get me wrong I am not a fucking barbarian - I have a bed and a chair to sit on as I work on my homePC™ - but what I need is a sofa, a big soft luxurious chair to sit on and watch 'The Matrix' whilst I eat indeterminate mixed slurry from a heated styrofoam trough.
I want this good life.
What do you have, I am prepared to pay anything, but you will need to deliver it to me as I lack the willing to change anything about my life, I am in King Cross and am drunk/angry on Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays and Sundays, but all the other days I am a happy and enthusiastic trader with cash.
Nothing flashy.
I work in a shop that sells such things. Some are flashy till the day they die, some are more modest in both price and appearance.
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I've got a 'graham' you can borrow him for £20 a night, he can get a little fruity at times but a sharp slap normally keeps him in check. PM me.
As much as I love the popular sexual performer Graham Nortons (apologies BMMF) I was ideally after something inert.
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I work in a shop that sells such things. Some are flashy till the day they die, some are more modest in both price and appearance.
Whatchugot ? I don't want no wicker shit - and it needs to meet basic European flammable regulations.
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I have this, comes with individual.
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He'll deliver it, and stay around aswell.
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As much as I love the popular sexual performer Graham Nortons (apologies BMMF) I was ideally after something inert.
ok, ok, you can have him sedated for £25 a night, dead will be £35 and you'll have to wait until rigamortis sets in so I can deliver by Saturday lunch time ( he'll be ready in the morning but I've got to drop Philip Schofield off in Acton at 10.30)
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I am not sure you are taking my furniturial needs seriously.
I have this, comes with individual.
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ok, ok, you can have him sedated for £25 a night, dead will be £35 and you'll have to wait until rigamortis sets in so I can deliver by Saturday lunch time ( he'll be ready in the morning but I've got to drop Philip Schofield off in Acton at 10.30)
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hmmm, sorry.
What you think of this:
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hmmm, sorry.
What you think of this:
It's better than my 'hard chair'.
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tynan, have you considered 'your bum'.
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Don't make me go to DFS you bastards.
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Sit and spin?
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Would this be suitable?
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. . . [get's his trousers on ready to go to DFS]
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Go to Ikea. They also have meatballs.
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Ha! What happened to CockLovingGrahamNorton?
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DFS will not have meatballs.
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Go to Ikea. They also have meatballs.
Dibs, if you split.
It just occurred to me the other day that I have no furniture, don't get me wrong I am not a fucking barbarian - I have a bed and a chair to sit on as I work on my homePC™ - but what I need is a sofa, a big soft luxurious chair to sit on and watch 'The Matrix' whilst I eat indeterminate mixed slurry from a heated styrofoam trough.
I want this good life.
What do you have, I am prepared to pay anything, but you will need to deliver it to me as I lack the willing to change anything about my life, I am in King Cross and am drunk/angry on Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays and Sundays, but all the other days I am a happy and enthusiastic trader with cash.
Nothing flashy.