Help! Flash + Website + Emergency

Hello dear friends.

I need some bastard to make a couple of changes on my shit website, basic stuff, it's a single page with a a list down the left, when you click on whatever you want to watch in the list a movie plays in the rectangle to the right, no weird transitions, fades, pop up windows, none of all that crap just real basic stuff.

That's how it is right now, but I need 4 or 5 items on that list changed, new type (which I will supply as PSD files) and new movies (which I will supply in the right format for you - or even upload them myself).

One other thing is that we want the background 'wallpaper' changed, just lose the horizontal beige stripes on the right and bung in a bit of type towards the top.

That's it . . .

The thing is we need this done really quickly, hopefully by tomorrow evening (7-8 o'clock-ish) - but it's pretty simple and unless you are a total spastic you can do it in half an hour.

The payment shall be in the form of one hundred golden nuggets.

This offer is only open to British nationals, no foreigners or women.

I reckon I could do that for you

me too, pm'd

Hey, I dibsd first ;p

"The thing is we need this done really quickly, hopefully by tomorrow evening (7-8 o'clock-ish) - but it's pretty simple and unless you are a total spastic you can do it in half an hour."

is this one of the forum Gods admitting spasticity...
isnt that the minions role?
good luck with it.

haha, of course

Tynan, offer them £50. That will sort them out. More chance that only one will go for it.

or pay them both £50 and have 2 websites init

Fuck you tynan. I know you're Chinese. Fucking forien!

lovin eastenders

I was hoping you had composed the dum dum dum dum dumdumdumdum

I feel some what disappointed that your website is so simple.

I am a foreign, I have no opinion.

This will work for 2 Videos

Easy enough to add more

Put the links to the vids in the div tags

And the vid you want to show when people come to your site in the first Div

Replace LINKNAME to you vid names

[code]

LINKNAME

LINKNAME

[/code]

What have you done?!!
It's like putting up info how to get the insurance, find a flat or fix up the crankshaft sensor in Vectra.
And the foreigners can use the script to steal our jobs...

I just bought a passport outside Tesco's, do I apply?

This will work for 2 Videos

Easy enough to add more

Put the links to the vids in the div tags

And the vid you want to show when people come to your site in the first Div

Replace LINKNAME to you vid names

Thats all good and well, but his website was done in flash

Thats all good and well, but his website was done in flash

"You got burned!" as our office would cheer in this situation.

Thats all good and well, but his website was done in flash

Well there's the problem - flash sites are shite. . .

+1

No they're great.. especially if you've got an iClone or iFad

Make you save money under the new pricing policies from O2. Less interwebz, more cash for ales.

If people haven't done this for you and you can wait until something in the region of 9pm or 10pm tonight I'll do it for you.

I reckon I could do that for you

me too, pm'd

Cheers . . . . the situation is fluid, people are getting killed, things are changin'

I've worked out how to dump all the old movies and replace them with new FLV ones, make new titles that light up and all that crap as I worked out how to get onto the server where I found the XML file . . . . so that part is sorted . . . but I haven't got the original FLA file for the whole website (only a SWF) - so can't get in and sort the background out and add a bit of text . . .

I tried a FLA to SWF converter . . . the results were very shit.

But . . . Gabes, who knocked up the original site reckons he has the FLA at home and will email it latter, so if I am struggling I still might get in touch later this evening . . . .

But cheers to all for your offers of help, much appreciated.

is this one of the forum Gods admitting spasticity...

I am a Flash™ cripple.

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