Something totally Awesome Happened.

I was riding home from the pub ... and I wasn't done drinking yet. So I bought some cans and I was prepared to carry 4 on my bike easily with a carrier bag ... but there was an offer for six.

So I took the offer for six and cycled home slowly ... about 1/2 a mile from my house the carrier bag from the shop broke ... and my beers were all over the road .... managed to collect them all and all but one was busted .. so I I plugged the hole with my fingers and started downing the bastard .... and then ...

I heard "Excuse Me" .. I was in someones driveway ... and I thought they were going to have a go at me for downing booze in their driveway ... they didn't ...

The lady offered me a Bag from life (Sainsburys if that makes a difference) so I could carry my slightly dented beer cans home.

What a top Quality Woman ... I thanked her several times before journeying home ...

Fucking Awesome.

Wow.

I hope someday something really awesome actually happens to you.

Getting a bag for my beer wouldn't have me creaming my panties, but what do I know.

I hope you got some "arty" photos of it.
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Wow.

I hope someday something really awesome actually happens to you.

Getting a bag for my beer wouldn't have me creaming my panties, but what do I know.

It was the fact that she came out of her house and offered me the carrier bag after seeing my misfortune ... I thought it was so nice of her I wanted to share.

Nice, yes.

Totally awesome, no.

And I am the expert on things that are totally awesome.

Are you going to fuck up your life again now?

@Nhatt

I suppose ... but it such a nice thing when not expecting it ... it make it awesome IMO ... but I am happy to accept your disagrement.

Are you going to fuck up your life again now?

Low blow mate.

Maybe I shouldn't be allowed near a keyboard after X amount of drinks ..

Now, to keep the karma flowing, take the bag back to the lady. Leave it on her door step with a single rose. Or a fancy cake in a box with bow. You will make her happy in return. And that would be truly awesome.

I might actually do something as you suggested ... but I don't believe in Karma because that is bullshit .. so if I remember the house I will leave her a box of chocolates, But I will have to remember the right one .. I think a present would be nice ... if a bit weird for a carrier bag.

If she is not in and her husband answers the door, just make sure you have your story word perfect.

I will tell the truth and nothing else .. if he does not believe me that is his and not my problem.

Edit : I will have to make a quick escape.

... but I don't believe in Karma because that is bullshit ..

You will execute the karma, so no bullshit this time ;-)

sounds like a stalker.

you should check next time if you're being followed home

Or divorcée

When my chain broke a couple years ago, a driver parked his car, got out and gave me a chain breaker when I asked if he had any, it didn't work, but he offer to give me a lift to the nearest bike shop.

That was pretty out of the blue, enough to perhaps get Nhatt "creaming her panties".

if someone gave me a bag for life i'd be creaming everywhere

if someone gave me a bag for life i'd be creaming everywhere

isn't that what they're for anyway?
And the reason tesco makes them in white?

what i meant to say is an M&S one or something, none of that entry level bag for life shit,

That was pretty out of the blue, enough to perhaps get Nhatt "creaming her panties".

please insert look of horror here

I'm eating here!

So:

Nhatt is "creaming her panties"
With a look of horror.
While East End Images
Wiggles his eyebrows whilst eating...

Ducks.

^ I lol'd.

i had a kit kat once that was all chocolate and no wafer.
it's the most awesome thing that has ever happened to me.

i had a kit kat once that was all chocolate and no wafer.
it's the most awesome thing that has ever happened to me.

you might want to switch to dairy milk

all choclate. every. single. time.