Brompton owners

On the CTC forum ROGERZILLA wants to know how to respray His Brompton frame.

Bromptons are like shagging fat women.

fun ride but don't let your mates find out

sigh

£1

On the LFGSS forum worrywort mentions a post on the CTC forum.

Reading the CTC forum is like watching RedTube.

Fine to do on your own but don't admit to it in public.

Clive, do you watch RedTube?

i had you down as an xtube kind of guy.

Paging GA2G.

oh god, please don't.

Why Sir, a man of such literary talents is wasted on this forum, may I direct you here:
http://literaryforums.org/forums/
where posts such as the above will be applauded for their elegance of construct and forward-thinking approach to contemporary prose.

A Brompton is like any compromise: it doesn't do both ends of the spectrum as well as stuff that is designed without compromise. So a Brompton, even a fixed Brompton, is no match for a proper fixer. But a proper fixer doesn't fold up really small. However, for a reasonable bike that you can keep in the hall without tripping over it, sling in the back of a car, carry on the train and tube and get in the office lift with, a Brompton can't be beat.

I don't get the large ladies analogy. Maybe some female LFGSS users will understand.

i bought one for my girlfriend a few months ago and i can't stop riding it! i love it!. brilliant brilliant bikes - everyone should have one

I'd buy a Brompton in a flash if one came up at the right price... Burn the OP...

^not bromptons, they rock, just starting threads with sexist/sizist etc. posts.

Anyone bored at work and fancy potatochopping Beth Ditto on a Brompton?

Can the op put up a picture of their bike?

Would it go straight to readers wives mid fap wilt inducers?

Anyone bored at work and fancy potatochopping Beth Ditto on a Brompton?

Sorry, busy shagging beth ditto on a brompton*.

(*well somebody has to check the validity of the questionable OP)

Reading the CTC forum is like watching RedTube.

Fine to do on your own but don't admit to it in public.

Clive, do you watch RedTube?

i had you down as an xtube kind of guy.

What is xtube?

Somebody google that^

Preferably google image search it on your work PC.

On the CTC forum ROGERZILLA wants to know how to respray His Brompton frame.

Bromptons are like shagging fat women.

fun ride but don't let your mates find out

That's a GR8 point!

what is xtube?

nsfw

I just ordered my Brompton, and I'm a tad overweight...I wouldn't say fat though. If anyone would like to use it to see if it's like riding a fat chic, I'm happy to film. I mean lend. Yeah.

Btw...op-er, WTF?

Black icing = FAIL

yeah.. black icing what the fuck kind of an idea is that.. its on par with crumble

I don't like bromptons but i am going to defend them and join in mobstyle on the thread opener because my next bike is one of these

Nope, Bromptons dump you at every pothole, where as women tend to be more accommodating (mostly).
Anyway crap analogies have to include cars.

I'm entered into the Brompton world championships in October. I think they're great, I look ridiculous riding one mind..