Frank Lampard runs over bike

"All sorts of things were going through Frank's mind"

http://road.cc/content/news/17069-frank-lampard-reverses-over-schoolboys-bike-youngster-unharmed

FRANK! Think I farnk up there...

Gives new meaning to "Frank the tank".

Sounds like a genuine accident, and he did the right thing. Fair play

he's still a cunt though

kid should have told him he'd get mosquito to price a replacement

Drives a Range Rover.....he's a cunt for sure

I really hate it when people do this. The word 'cunt' is both deeply offensive and utterly unsuitable. Whilst the English language has evolved over hundreds if not thousands of years, no-one has yet invented a word that accurately describes the full horror of Frank Lampard's poisonality. To use a word like 'cunt' is horrid to genuine cunts out there. Imagine being a proper, full-on cunt - that would be a terrible thing in itself, but if you were then effectively told that not only were you a cunt, you were as bad as Lampard as well - that would be just too much to bear.

I think you owe cunts everywhere an apology.

I'm waiting...

Hah, repped to the power of cunt.

Drives a Range Rover.....he's a cunt for sure

Definitely ups his cuntishness driving one of those things around London.

man you are all haterz, lolz, wac

Frank Lampard does kiddy from behind shocker.

ha ha ha "back of the net" that kid got a pretty good deal out of that

If John Terry was in the back seat, this would never have happened.

Who is Frank Lampard? Sounds like a stand-up comedian from the mid-70s.

He was probably busy with this...
http://www.goldkolor.com/gold/frank-lampard-signature-gold-plated-ipod-to-support-cancer-trust/

QOTW, repped.

I know nothing about football. Ignorance is bliss.

Whilst the English language has evolved over hundreds if not thousands of years, no-one has yet invented a word that accurately describes the full horror of Frank Lampard's poisonality.

Who is Frank Lampard? Sounds like a stand-up comedian from the mid-70s.

Frank Lampoon?

Given he's a Chelsea player I'm surprised he didn't go round the kids house to 'comfort' his mum whilst simultaneously demanding a wage increase to pay for the bicycle...

Given he's a Chelsea player I'm surprised he didn't go round the kids house to 'comfort' his mum whilst simultaneously demanding a wage increase to pay for the bicycle...

If he was a Barca player he probably would've started rolling about the ground clutching his leg demanding medical attention and some sort of compensation...

If he was a member of LFGSS he'd have posted on here about some nodder/hipster fixie skidder who can't handle his bike.

if he were french...

He'd have headbutted the child?

He'd have thrown his hands up in the air and admitted defeat?

He'd have used the pedals with his hands because he tends to use his hands in scenarios where he's supposed to use HIS FUCKING FEET?!

I'm not still bitter about the France v Ireland match in case you're wondering.

Honest.