Just one more Dancing James thread

James.

For the love of fuck sake, get over yourself.

Your naughty dog, any attention is better than no attention, LOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATME behaviour is fucking tedious.

Keep it up and I'm going to push you off an Alp at the end of next month.

Yours Faithfully

Object.

£5 to do it

Hahaha

Yeh fucksake James.

Sure Murtle, I'll give you five pounds if I can push James off an Italian Alp.

Keep it correct Max.

Whipround to bribe Object into pushing DJ off an Alp.

1. 31trum £5
   
2. Velocio £5
   

James.

For the love of fuck sake, get over yourself.

Your naughty dog, any attention is better than no attention, LOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATME behaviour is fucking tedious.

Keep it up and I'm going to wank you off on an Alp at the end of next month.

Yours Faithfully

Object.

Fixed

Whipround to bribe Object into pushing DJ off an Alp.

1. 31trum £5
   
2. Velocio £5
   
3. Object £5
   

I can't resist a good tin rattling.

Whipround to bribe Object into pushing DJ off an Alp.

1. 31trum £5
   
2. Velocio £5
   
3. Object £5
   
4. The Seldom Killer £5
   

Whipround to bribe Object into pushing DJ off an Alp.

1. 31trum £5
   
2. Velocio £5
   
3. Object £5
   
4. The Seldom Killer £5
   
5. Max £5
   

Don't be so mean.
If you killed James, where the fuck would I sleep when I visit London?

If they do kill you though, James, can I have your Brooks bag?

You can sleep at his house, he wouldn't need it any more.

Whipround to bribe Object into pushing DJ off an Alp.

1. 31trum £5
   
2. Velocio £5
   
3. Object £5
   
4. The Seldom Killer £5
   
5. Max £5#
   
6. Markyboy
   

You can sleep in his bed, he'd like that.

Don't be so mean.

Please explain why this would be anything other than a kind and generous act.

You can sleep at his house, he wouldn't need it any more.

I was going to post literally the exact same thing. I forget how quick you have to be on a live thread. I usually miss it all and wake up when everyone's leaving work.

1. 31trum £5
   
2. Velocio £5
   
3. Object £5
   
4. The Seldom Killer £5
   
5. Max £5#
   
6. Markyboy
   
7. The redundent window cleaner. £100
   

Whipround to bribe Object into pushing DJ off an Alp.

1. 31trum £5
   
2. Velocio £5
   
3. Object £5
   
4. The Seldom Killer £5
   5. Max £5#
   
5. Markyboy
   
   

I'm not going to be donating any hash, Mark.

She's not as pretty as James

^ did that have writing on it?

The OP would have worked better as a Downfall Parody.

Lazy, Object. More effort next week, please.

Don't be so mean.
If you killed James, where the fuck would I sleep when I visit London?

If they do kill you though, James, can I have your** HOUSE KEYS**

There, that's better.

Everyone carry on.

1. 31trum £5
   
2. Velocio £5
   
3. Object £5
   
4. The Seldom Killer £5
   
5. Max £5#
   
6. Markyboy
   
7. The redundent window cleaner. £100
   
8. joe smith £5
   

Why are we haveing a whip round. I think mr Object will do this for free.