For Sale: £4 sales: grips, seatpost, seat, riser bars, brake, pedals

hi, stripping my bike and have the following for sale £4 each
well used white saddle no rips but some blue staining from jeans should come out with a good scrub
25.4mm seatpost
charge lock on grips some scratches on end but hardly noticeable grip is basically unused
front brake coulld do with new pads but does the job (will throw in cable and cheap lever
riser bars, uncut not sure exactly how long they are or the clamp size
and lastly some pedals, they are the strappy type but havent got any straps, i think the threads and all that run pretty smoothly
the bars and seatpost have been rattle canned stain black.
all available for pick up only in primrose hill.
dibs or pm me. its all good

p p p p p piiccsss?

if yoou want pics your gonna have to pm your number because they're on my mobi and i cant connect it to the computer

worst for sale thread ever?

and lastly some pedals, they are the strappy type but havent got any straps, i think the threads and all that run pretty smoothly

dude, seriously?

hahaha

I'll give you £4 for the lot.

Then take some pictures and put it on eBay.

riser bars, uncut not sure exactly how long they are or the clamp size

great.

Sort it out! You silly cucumber boy.

silly ketchup!

hahahaha what a joke!

soggy tissue!

nincompoop

aint you all a bit f... ing harsh on the poor lad-???????
at lease the descriptions good........

aint you all a bit f... ing harsh on the poor lad-???????
at lease the descriptions good........

What do you mean by lease?

Pictures are good, my friend. That's why I use escorts' websites instead of the good old "Loot".

Ha!

well 'hey you guys' can all suck my dick im not some fucking bike anorach that sits on their computer wanking over this website and the bikes on it, fucking 'bike porn' why dont you fucking wasters grow up and buy something with an engine fucking.

***pricks

I've pissed my pants laughing. Fantastic wind-up! This is a wind-up right?

Buy something with an engine...?!? FFS

Haha! Great wind-up.

Hahaha is he for real.

***pricks

is this also £4? if so dibs

Lol funniest thread Ive read in ages on any forum. Sounds like a nicked bike and a Stevie Wonder seller.

Leave Stevie Wonder out of this.