Bike Chat-up lines

Self-explanatory.

let me kick this off with a a controversial quote:

Originally Posted by maxcrowe -
Nice bike, why the bar angle?

"you wanna sell that frame?"

If you're up for it, I suppose I could let you have a ride on my bike... but I should warn you... my gear ratio is big, hard and fast.

usually i have to throw my bike into a nearby bush to get any chatting up done.

Nhatt?

My frame is black and stiff. I am white and impotent.

Oh, good grief. Ignored.

"why yes, this is a 110mm stem.. i have a bigger one at home, you understand"

Oh, good grief. Ignored.

Nice tattoo, it's Latin isn't it, what does it say?

Nice bike, fancy a shag?

Nice bike, could you sort out my sticking gears? Cheers love, I'll be round the corner in the pub, I'll get you a glass of tap water if you need it, just ask. No no, it's on me.

you can ring my bell anytime (groan.........)

Do you chrome here often?

You don't sweat much for a nodder. Get your dlock, you've pulled.

love that one^repped

Why would a. need too and b. want to chat up a bike.?

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Your back end looks a bit wobbly, would you like me to play with you rim? I might need to twist your nipples a bit too.

#shouldhavequitwhilstiwasahead

"I don't need brakes, baby. If you levers, you'll brake my heart."

I went home alone.

On the bus.

Your back end looks a bit wobbly

That's the winner. I'm stealing that for the Tweed Run.

I just hope this is not outside the schools or in the park after school that you lot are using these lines........

Anyone who shows proof of actually pulling using one of the lines on this thread will get given a pint of their chosen ale and a sack of spuds from me.

Do you want to see my (chain) ring? You can touch it if you want - it's very smooth and shiny.

if you do touch it you'd best wash you hands after as it's covered in grease. It needs to be well lubricated before use.

Anyone who shows proof of actually pulling using one of the lines on this thread will get given a pint of their chosen ale and a sack of spuds from me.

I'm about to be a father, my pick up line (literally) was "would you like
a piggy back"...

That's a line on this thread that's worked, I'll have me spudds thank you :)

'Your saddle smells lovely'

NB: it is best to do the sniffing whilst the owner is not around, doing it in front of them tends to freak them out

Anyone who shows proof of actually pulling using one of the lines on this thread will get given a pint of their chosen ale and a sack of spuds from me.

the challenge is on. Let the awkward stops at traffic lights commence.