"Cycling to work decreases the risk of dying by approximately 40%"

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/green-living-blog/2010/feb/16/cycling-car-exercise-environment

Cycle to work, and there's a 60% chance that you'll be immortal.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/green-living-blog/2010/feb/16/cycling-car-exercise-environment

Cycle to work, and there's a 60% chance that you'll be immortal.

I see what you're trying to do here, but they didn't actually write that, did they?

No, I wrote that, hence why it's not in speech marks.

However, the title is taken directly from the article, hence the speech marks.

Sorry - my mistake...

Your not doing well in your pedantary today are you or you would have noticed that a 40% decrease in dying equals a 60% increase in immortality not just a 60% chance... Tut tut.

I can haz eternal lief?

Your not doing well in your pedantary today are you or you would have noticed that a 40% decrease in dying equals a 60% increase in immortality not just a 60% chance... Tut tut.

Whatever...

That Bifta is immortal.

That Bifta is immortal.

Camberwell Carrot...

dosnt say anuthing about a far greater risk of getting knocked off by some idiot in a rush to get to work tho or did i miss that bit??

Camberwell Carrot...

you beat me to it!

cycling to work is fine it getting home thats (almost) the killer,

thats me after a head on with a white van man- 40% injured, 60% immortal

You're not dead though are you?

he might be.

You look like a cross between Ziggy Stardust and Ian Botham

haha Celeb thread!

Which is the greater celeb and why?

The one out of the Labyrinth of course!

cycling to work is fine it getting home thats (almost) the killer,

thats me after a head on with a white van man- 40% injured, 60% immortal

Howard Jacobson?

Camberwell Carrot...

Bifta...

Not just a spliff - The Camberwell Carrot

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/green-living-blog/2010/feb/16/cycling-car-exercise-environment

Cycle to work, and there's a 60% chance that you'll be immortal.

surely 59% chance to be immortal 1% to be miraculous?

cycling to work is fine it getting home thats (almost) the killer,

thats me after a head on with a white van man- 40% injured, 60% immortal

You're not dead though are you?

he might be.

+1

No joking, but that photo must be potato-chopped, because that dude looks as dead as a doornail.

Sorry.

ouch - could cycling to work increase the probability of arriving home with a scabby face by 60%? - here's my research

***checks double-locking on front door

*hides the good china****