Three words story

after posting in the "Words I like" thread it reminded me of a game we used to play at work where one person would email a story starting with three words, send the message to the rest of us, next person in the list added three words to keep the story alive!

cut and paste the story, add your three words - try and keep it coherent!

Ill go first..

One day, Hippy

One day, Hippy ate some pies.

One day, Hippy ate some pies. The next day..

cut and paste the story, add your three words - try and keep it coherent!

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Sneaky quick edit there, clefty

One day, Hippy ate some pies. The next day..
he ate more

One day, Hippy ate some pies. The next day..
he ate more and then some

One day, Hippy ate some pies. The next day..
he ate more and then some midget tried to

One day, Hippy ate some pies. The next day..
he ate more and then some midget tried to
steal the pies

One day, Hippy ate some pies. The next day..
he ate more and then some midget tried to
steal the pies, so then Hippy

One day, Hippy ate some pies. The next day..
he ate more and then some midget tried to
steal the pies, so then Hippy choked the midget

One day, Hippy ate some pies. The next day..
he ate more and then some midget tried to
steal the pies, so then Hippy killed the midget

this isn't working

I'm not working

fuck a duck

One day, Hippy ate some pies. The next day..
he ate more and then some midget tried to
steal the pies, so then Hippy killed the midget
,this isn't working
I'll eat him....

this isn't working said Murtle dramaticly.

milk my tits.

One day, Hippy ate some pies. The next day..
he ate more and then some midget tried to
steal the pies, so then Hippy killed the midget, this isn't working, I'm not working, fuck a duck milk my tits. I will get

One day, Hippy ate some pies. The next day..
he ate more and then some midget tried to
steal the pies, so then Hippy killed the midget, this isn't working, I'm not working, fuck a duck milk my tits. I will get some medication soon.

One day, Hippy ate some pies. The next day..
he ate more and then some midget tried to
steal the pies, so then Hippy killed the midget, this isn't working, I'm not working, fuck a duck milk my tits. I will get my coat !

One day, Hippy ate some pies. The next day..
he ate more and then some midget tried to
steal the pies, so then Hippy killed the midget, this isn't working, I'm not working, fuck a duck milk my tits. I will get some medication soon. So he did.

Born. Lived. Died.

Define "lived", please?

Having a life.