Relationships

mine has gone very pear shaped and am moving out of my girlfriends flat today BOO! any ideas of the best way to try and reconcile a friendship without upsetting one another?

Shag her best friend . . .

talk

Create a thread in the miscellaneous & meaningless section on a public forum read by 6000 people to talk about her

shag your teammate's ex-mrs?

Is she fit and pic's otherwise this is another pointless thread?

talk

Fail

Listen

It's not a Shamal!

Sorry, wrong thread.

Oh, Ed...

accept that you probably won't be friends for a year... but then you probably will

Don't read the first three pages of a thread on relationships posted on a public forum. Half of the people are a bunch of useless, ugly halfwits who think they are funnier than a cat playing a piano, the rest are pernicious ass-hats looking for information that they can use to make your ex rue the day she ever agreed to go bowling with you (to be fair, what the fuck was she thinking. Bowling, you fucking loser, you deserve to die) and want to shag them until she forgets your name. Besides, they'll all be called Derrick.

half of the people are a bunch of useless, ugly halfwits who think they are funnier than a cat playing a piano

fact!

awaits page four.

I resent that. I like bowling.

Buy a kittin.

Buy some chitin

Buy some binoculars ......In all seriousness, just wait outside patiently in the car, everynight for maybe a year. This way you can observe how she is doing, who she's with, what she's wearing etc and judge the right time to be 'friends'. Also to save yourselves from arguments don't say anything when you phone 12 times a day, everyday.

try

http://www.lfgss.com/thread12057.html

and

http://www.lfgss.com/thread21081-5.html

Bollocks...

This is the one you want!

http://www.lfgss.com/thread28431.html

:)

This one will be cheaper!

http://www.lfgss.com/thread13570-85.html

That has been soiled with pictures of Jedward

I would imagine the best thing you can do is to absolutely not contact her for at least one month and then see what happens

Go to this thread: http://www.lfgss.com/thread36310.html

Buy one of these...........

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