Sorry

i apologize for my past

i apologize for my past

That's 'apologise', BTW.
You might want to say sorry for that as well...

sorry

+rep for platini

hehe

Well done. Apology accepted. Whatever it was you did. Diana was it?

Adolf, is that you?

don't think this is gonna cut it somehow...

Whereas I make no apology for my sordid past.

Never explain, never apologise...

^ Stupid advice...

haha
nice one newt

have you been to any drinks yet? that might help!

not yet

i would abandon new2fix and sign up with a new username if you are serious about becoming part of the community now

its a crap name anyway. use some imagination, like i did.

Johnny Cash's truck once leaked oil, set his truck on fire, set fire to a forest and killed a number of rare Condor's (big birds, not bikes). He managed to pull his fishing rod out of the back of the truck, went fishing and pretended he had'nt a clue what he had done. When asked “Did you start this fire?” he said “No, my truck did, and it’s dead, so you can’t question it.”

Apart from the fact he was on amphetamines at the time and ended up paying $125,000 fine it kind of worked, I would suggest you set fire to your computer and then blame it for everything, we'll believe you as long as you post pics.

Good one, new2fix.

Johnny Cash's truck once leaked oil, set his truck on fire, set fire to a forest and killed a number of rare Condor's (big birds, not bikes). He managed to pull his fishing rod out of the back of the truck, went fishing and pretended he had'nt a clue what he had done. When asked “Did you start this fire?” he said “No, my truck did, and it’s dead, so you can’t question it.”

Apart from the fact he was on amphetamines at the time and ended up paying $125,000 fine it kind of worked, I would suggest you set fire to your computer and then blame it for everything, we'll believe you as long as you post pics.

A* post!

i would abandon new2fix and sign up with a new username if you are serious about becoming part of the community now

Not necessarily the best plan. If he stays as newt-o-fix, he'll earn some cred for climbing out of the hole he's dug for himself. If he signs up as a new name and gets outed as the former newt-o-fix, he'll be back where he started at the bottom of the hole, with all the extra baggage of being unreliable as to his ID.

Not necessarily the best plan. If he stays as newt-o-fix, he'll earn some cred for climbing out of the hole he's dug for himself. If he signs up as a new name and gets outed as the former newt-o-fix, he'll be back where he started at the bottom of the hole, with all the extra baggage of being unreliable as to his ID.

I thought he was pistanator...

You seem to be so shocked, you overlooked that *Condor's * part in the previous post.

Since this is the Forum Confessional.........

I am sorry for:

• That girl, when I was at high school in the States - I DID think she was 19!
  
• Reacting to people, when I should have ignored them.
  
• Coming onto a cycle forum and going against the preconceived wisdom that steel is the be-all.
  
• Wetting my trousers at a wedding, when I couldn't find the loo - I was 6 years old.
  
  
  

What do I do now? Does someone tell me I've been forgiven or something? I'm not even Catholic.
Does Tynan keep his old rosary beads in the closet, and do I have to rub them?

Confused.

I'm sorry for going for a poo at a girl's house (she lived with her parents)
and I wouldn't have gone but I was desperate,
and finding something in my bum that felt all weird,
and grabbing it with loo roll and pulling it,
and pulling it,
and realising it was something so long that it felt like it was coming from a point behind my eyeball,
and me thinking it was a huge tapeworm,
and I started retching and gipping as I hauled this long thing from out of my bum,
and holding it up,
and realising it was a massive long piece of shit streaked onion,
a piece of onion that had no right being so long,
a piece of onion that was so long I couldn't have possibly swallowed it,
a piece of onion that refused to flush away down the fucking toilet,
even after three flushes,
and I couldn't flush any more,
because the whole house had heard three flushes,
and they new I must have done a great big stubborn gigantic shit,
that wouldn't go away,
so I had to pick out the floaty onion from the bog,
and slung it in the cistern.
Sorry.

;) love it GL

New2Fix, agree the name needs work, but glass houses and all that

I can't see what all the fuss is about, i'd carry on as normal and don't rise to it and people will soon forget

I'm sorry for going for a poo at a girl's house (she lived with her parents)
and I wouldn't have gone but I was desperate,
and finding something in my bum that felt all weird,
and grabbing it with loo roll and pulling it,
and pulling it,
and realising it was something so long that it felt like it was coming from a point behind my eyeball,
and me thinking it was a huge tapeworm,
and I started retching and gipping as I hauled this long thing from out of my bum,
and holding it up,
and realising it was a massive long piece of shit streaked onion,
a piece of onion that had no right being so long,
a piece of onion that was so long I couldn't have possibly swallowed it,
a piece of onion that refused to flush away down the fucking toilet,
even after three flushes,
and I couldn't flush any more,
because the whole house had heard three flushes,
and they new I must have done a great big stubborn gigantic shit,
that wouldn't go away,
so I had to pick out the floaty onion from the bog,
and slung it in the cistern.
Sorry.

+rep. Amazing.