Bomb detectors

Unbelievable!

*....Mr McCormick told the BBC in a previous interview that "the theory behind dowsing and the theory behind how we actually detect explosives is very similar". ...

The training manual for the device says it can even, with the right card, detect elephants, humans and 100 dollar bills.....

Iraq paid around $40,000 for each device. *!!!!!!!!!

"*The blast left him with injuries to his face and limbs, and damaged his take-away falafel store."

*It might be bad taste, but I honestly thought 'take away falafel store' was a euphemism...

I read this a few months back (might have been on badscience.com ?) - it's the militarization of homeopathy !

Bear in mind these are being sold to devoutly religious people. Fucking idiots.

I heard Iraqi ninjas were taking out the Taliban insurgents using very aggressive acupuncture. I mean, very aggressive.

"The ADE-651 is in use at most checkpoints in Baghdad"

fuck me.

I read this a few months back (might have been on badscience.com ?) - it's the militarization of homeopathy !

Bear in mind these are being sold to devoutly religious people. Fucking idiots.

http://www.badscience.net/2009/11/wtf/

I heard Iraqi ninjas were taking out the Taliban insurgents using very aggressive acupuncture. I mean, very aggressive.

It's true, they know where the Taliban are, they use the horoscope in the Daily Express to pinpoint them - then they go in with a team of acupuncturists.

Sweet.
At least they've stopped blanket bombing the areas where they think they are.
They now use those weird wheat bags that you put in the microwave instead.

http://www.badscience.net/2009/11/wtf/

That's the fella !

$85 million has been spent on that shit !

The nasty fuckers haven't stopped stoning women though.
Sorry - I should have warned you - NSFW.
I'm gonna puke.

Old news.
I dealt with these cowboys a year ago workwise, bastards wanted to organise a meeting with officials from Iraq and Afghanistan, couldn't transfer money to pay for things, didn't want to give a credit card and etc. we told him to fuck off and try his luck elsewhere. Suggest the rest of the world tells this cunt the same.

rant over

The "head office" of these fuckwits is here: http://bit.ly/6dkD2g

Wonder if anyone has tried bombing it. Pretty sure they wouldn't have a fucking clue it was coming.

Old news.
I dealt with these cowboys a year ago workwise, bastards wanted to organise a meeting with officials from Iraq and Afghanistan, couldn't transfer money to pay for things, didn't want to give a credit card and etc. we told him to fuck off and try his luck elsewhere. Suggest the rest of the world tells this cunt the same.

rant over

What do you do ?

I'd have to shoot you if I told you.

Then tell me first before shooting.

What do you do ?

I'd have to shoot you if I told you.

It's not what you're thinking anyway, no dodgy arms deals involved.

Then tell me first before shooting.

It's a bit "dark" what I do, but if you UTFS you might find it and I won't even have to shoot you on this occasion.

it's a bit "dark" what i do, but if you utfs you might find it and i won't even have to shoot you on this occasion.

dkhtutfs

:(

No wonder the security situation in Iraq is so bad.

"We want to hand over Iraq but they need to take control of the security situation first, we've given them all hazel branches to detect bombs but they are not using them correctly. We are going ot give them healing crystals as well as grow more hazel so deaths should start to reduce."

Jaw, bomb disposal.

Echinacea is pretty good when it comes to violent jihadist insurgency.

Echinacea is pretty good when it comes to violent jihadist insurgency.

It keeps that nasty cold away though[t]

WMD.

Stalker fail. It's a virtual office.

Fair enough. Try again:

**ATSC UK LIMITED
**DAIRY HOUSE YARD
SPARKFORD
YEOVIL
SOMERSET
BA22 7LH

I wanna see James Randi in a Mexican standoff with these eejets for the Million dollar