Edward's mind gone awry

Hello,

I address you all in this moment of confusion. I just walked with Edward to the 'bike shop', to see the 'oh so exciting' new bike.
There is not much more to say than, something has gone all wrong in his head. The 'oh so exciting new bike' is more like 'the oh so horrid new bike'.

The bob'snot (bob jackson) needs to be brought back, in haste.

Thanks for reading.

hahahaha!

Expand please insert nob joke here

jokes.
damn. ts called it while typing.

Maybe that explains why he's STILL not picked up his Rollup from me then? ;)

Ha. Especially after inserting himself into the list at Number1

hehe, this is gonna be good

Maybe that explains why he's STILL not picked up his Rollup from me then? ;)

Probably. Im sure, you will see it on the flesh. I was excited on the slight probability of he getting a BMW but this is wrong...wrong, wrong.

Has he bought a Foffa?

It's a fucking lo-pro, isn't it? Or did he finally get the 29er? Penny farthing?

Got it! Tandem!?!
That explains trip's reaction...

No, people not get all worked up. I think its just so not ED that bike. I mean after all the nice bikes ed has built this THING is just like. No no no nono.

Lo-Pro tandem

it's a tandem.

condor?

No leaning innit?

What nice bikes? Do we knOw the ed you're talking about?

Ps I joke.

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it's a tandem.

Do try and keep up, dear...

Please tell me he won the hobbs(i think) tt tandem off ebay

It's a Dutch lo-pro cargo utility 29er bike?

All I can say Is that as soon as you see the bike you will know where it came from. The worst/best thing was going into the shop , I said ' tell me that is not your bike' as Ed approached it. He said 'yes this is it' I walked away and said 'Ed what is wrong with you?'

awrly?

I call...