For Sale: Murtle's Geekhouse

Let me tell you a little story:

In olden times, 31t®um was ruthlessly bullied into selling the John Major by the fascist regime known as LFGSS.

Reeling in the confusion of being given a "wedding present" which upset the "n=n" laws by which he lives, poor Murtle sold the frame that should always remain his bikebirthright.

John Major was cast aside and fell into the evil clutches of Dr.Object, a ruthless collector of bikes who could not provide Major with the attention that he needed to flourish. As time went on Major was forced into the dusty dungeon of GROBAG TOWERS,and forced to wear anodised pink components.

Now Murtle, the hero of our story, has the chance to win back the love of John Major by ridding himself of the geekhouse shackles.

This story needs an accomplice to make this happen.
Good Sir Knight, are you ready to step into this battle between good and evil by PMing Murtle with an offer of cashmonies?

All serious offers considered. PM Murtle if you can help him break free from the torturous ownership of this beast:
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You have the chance to make this a happy ending. Do not let this struggle have been in vain.

Ha!

What size is it?

Is it wrong to be tempted?

£20

What size is it?

Dale and Murtle sized.

Fits me too.

And me...

Polo bike?

Pub bike.

no pm's yet

It's like some kind of wonky Dragons Den

In case you're wondering I've no idea why my evil self is a Dr.

Is that your Torture Garden alter-ego?

What?

Emilié Object isn't fetish enough for you?

Madam Object?

That's "his little pony"

Emilié's Object?
Object's Emilié?
Object to Emilié's Object?

i said to you last week 31trum, just sell the GH. sell it, buy john major back. treat lizzie and yourself with the difference. as corny would say, job's a good 'n

or just get over the n = n thing.

great post object. have been looking at the john major myself.

All your grey bikes are mine ...

or just get over the n = n thing.

great post object. have been looking at the john major myself.
Ha, Murtle and I were saying earlier that you should buy it.

or just get over the n = n thing.
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It'll match your beard Jonny.

Buy it.