Royal Mail planning to phase out bicycles, petition to stop them

The sight of a postman pedalling down the street will become much rarer under plans by the Royal Mail to phase out thousands of bicycles and replace them with vans (i.e. more lynx);

http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Royalmailbikes/

Firstly, fuck off scobale you ball sack, ever seen me in a van? No, actually have you ever met me?

Secondly what is the reason are royal mail getting rid of bikes?

Scobale? is that a town in the Lake District?

Scobale? is that a town in the Lake District?

No.

Now part of the UPS family.

Royal Mail to phase out employing thieving scallies, nah....

Bang! Repped... (@ el squire)

Signed. And Scoble has been repped for services to comedy.

Scoble's on fire... Also repped...

Don;t know what Ed's moaning about, more bikes with baskets on the front available, cargo chic innit, the ultimate utility bike. They're gonna be everywhere! I want one. I say yeah to Royal Mail stopping using them.

welcome back el squire, I feel like you've been away.

lynx: mud sticks. You have been labelled a fraud, and its hard to shift that perception. You do have a habit of turning up to the pub on or in a vehicle that is patently not a 'HPV'. I've been labelled a prick around here, so I feel your pain.

Love and Rockets,
Cuntychops

I thought my engrish was shit till I read your thread title.

Nice edit ballsack

Rep for Skully...

Don;t know what Ed's moaning about, more bikes with baskets on the front available, cargo chic innit, the ultimate utility bike. They're gonna be everywhere! I want one. I say yeah to Royal Mail stopping using them.

A proper sit-up-and-beg bicycles.

i've never seen a postman on a bike in my life

Then you should get up before midday. Student?

ha!

Then you should get up before midday. Student?

Midday? have you had anypost recently? more like 3 in the afternoon round our way. lazy cnuts...

children can be so cruel....

...but fucking funny with it. As you were.

lynx: mud sticks. You have been labelled a fraud, and its hard to shift that perception. You do have a habit of turning up to the pub on or in a vehicle that is patently not a 'HPV'. I've been labelled a prick around here, so I feel your pain.

Love and Rockets,
Cuntychops

Car and motorbike is one thing van is another.

Car and motorbike is one thing van is another.

Well actually car and motorbike are two things, van is another.

I've been labelled a prick around here, so I feel your pain.

Love and Rockets,
Cuntychops

I've been labelled a cunt around here, so I feel your pain.

Love you fuckups

the real cuntychops

Bless you James, for feeling my pain. Now get your hands off me French Stick you perve.

Looks like Royal Mail are thinking about taking away bike routes and replacing them with more van routes. There's a petition on Number 10 to try and stop it.