Why does everyone in London look sooo cool?

Recently spent 3 days visiting friends in various parts of london ... Everyone looked sooo cool.

Seriously everyone looked cool. Everyone even than nan and grandads looked cooler than me. Even the nerds looked cooler than the nerds in Bournemouth.

Can anyone explain the phenomenon?

explaining what makes cool people cool on an internet forum?
do you think that cool people will explain it to you.....
theyre way too cool obviously.
my advice would be-live there for a while to study it.
see-im a dork too.

They don't yet *get *your ironic Thundercats T shirts Luke.

They are ironic, right?

http://www.eurolinkage.org/AgeConcern/Images/specsavers_logo_rgb%281%29.jpg

get me a Tron legacy t-shirt.
that’s some shit I want to see, have you seen the bikes??
awe to the fucking some.

get me a Tron legacy t-shirt.

I already have one:

god Pifko youre my hero....

You're not the first person to say that.

Its the water.

Well, you* are* from Bournemouth...

cos its the middle of fucking winter- its cold. Move on.

going riding with my sunglasses on.
"that’s the law around here, you gotta wear your sunglasses so you can feel cool"

I already have one:

Intergalactic Camel Planetary Toe

Can anyone explain the phenomenon?

It's mindfuck, that is.
(and red-eyes)

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Recently spent 3 days visiting friends in various parts of london ... Everyone looked sooo cool.

Seriously everyone looked cool. Everyone even than nan and grandads looked cooler than me. Even the nerds looked cooler than the nerds in Bournemouth.

Can anyone explain the phenomenon?

There is your answer, your normal environment of Bournemouth has warped you perception of reality.

Most people in London are defiantly asshats like most places, you should see most of the people on this forum in real life, complete ass hats, every last ass hatted one of them (including me, but not including me).

Ass hats

They don't yet *get *your ironic Thundercats T shirts Luke.

They are ironic, right?

err .... right yeah I wear it ironically.

Well, you* are* from Bournemouth...

Well to be accurate I am from Poole .... they are very different places.

Central Poole has far more peasants than central Bournemouth.

In Bournemouth things are far more polarised .... the is Trampsdown and Bosvegas there are many homeless. Whereas Bournemouth Square has many young women walking around in power suits that seem to all own iPhones, the twenty year male office workers tend to look like stereotypical chavs in suit while he is in the dock awaiting sentencing.

Even the best dressed in Bournemouth are only almost as well dressed as an averaged dressed Londoner

I live in London so that kills any 'cool' thing anyone thinks it's got going, right there.

Add hats...

I meant ass hats...

I always think most Londoners look like total shit. Is it cool to look like shit?