Hearts out

Something i've not see posted on the forum yet, but wonder if people would continue a thread about what you feel needs addressing about, i.e, what your heart goes out too.......a single moment in your life or a generalisation of how you perceive things and situations?.....anything that you would like to mourn or celebrate and feel better about expressing? maybe a bit morbid but.......

i'll start by saying that "my heart goes out to people that have no control of their lives and the peolple that have to look after them"

is this another oliver schick appreciation thread?

sorry if i missed something.

is this another oliver schick appreciation thread?

sorry if i missed something.

no but a thought on life!!! what annoys you?....or that generally what needs improving?.....angst or regret or whatever....something that maybe will relieve???

to families of soldiers who died serving their country

thank you lpg....keep em coming !!

I'd like to bring up the dark subject of 'the pokey bum wank.'
You're having a wank.
You are very, very fizzy.
you have a bit of a self fondle.
It doesn't work.
In the same way that you can't tickle yourself, self fondlage does not satisfy.
You suddenly find your bum hole.
Hello.
But that's dirty, isn't it?
Ooh, yeah.
bit of a tickle, couldn't hurt...
Mmm.
Wanky wanky.
Pokey pokey.
Yah.
Das fühlt gut!
You go knuckle deep.
Sap starts to rise.
Your toes curl like a jester's shoes.
You approach the roundabout.
POKE!
WANK!

EXPLOSION!

-
God, I feel dirty.
Please don't tell anyone...
Till the next pokey bum wank.

I'd like to bring up the dark subject of 'the pokey bum wank.'
You're having a wank.
You are very, very fizzy.
you have a bit of a self fondle.
It doesn't work.
In the same way that you can't tickle yourself, self fondlage does not satisfy.
You suddenly find your bum hole.
Hello.
But that's dirty, isn't it?
Ooh, yeah.
bit of a tickle, couldn't hurt...
Mmm.
Wanky wanky.
Pokey pokey.
Yah.
Das fühlt gut!
You go knuckle deep.
Sap starts to rise.
Your toes curl like a jester's shoes.
You approach the roundabout.
POKE!
WANK!

EXPLOSION!

-
God, I feel dirty.
Please don't tell anyone...
Till the next pokey bum wank.

wrong

whichever floats yer boat....but seriously......sexual preference tenedecies dont really cut it for me, just admit it!!!!

my heart goes out to Gn. Lucifer's wife ;-)

No. Sexual peferences might not cut it for you, but they cut it for many others.
Don't weep in the corner.
Poke your bum with pride.

lol