I hate you all

Fridays are long and tedious, hangovers are usually present and boredom is at an all time high.

Some people like to ease the period of suffering, commonly known as work, by raising their blood pressure and bitching at people whom they are usually ill-informed to make judgements about.

Rather than have these types of internet arguments spilling out all over the forum, I thought it might be nice to have them contained in one simple thread.

This thread is to those with the propensity to rant as the popcorn thread is for those who like to sit in the dark corner of a room watching (The filthy perverts). Basically, this thread is for people who actually want to join in and argue.

If you hate this idea, then flame away (That's the point). If this thread dies into obscurity then you're all a bunch of lying bastards, I know that you're as hate filled as the rest of the populace.

Anyway, I heard that you're a cunt.

No you're a cunt.

I like bib tights....and carbon fibre inner soles.

what a fucking stupid thread..and bib tights are shit

but not a shit as leg warmers

love you all.

you mean trousers.

Fuck you, bib tights are THE SHIT!
not shit.
Leg warmers suck, they're like bib tights that didn't get finished properly at the factory, so they got flogged down at TK Max because they were deemed to be inferior after undergoing quality control.

Oh hi, newb here can't start new threadz like but i wanna no which bike is good value for money. Thanks guys!

I have a funny slipping feeling when I skid, any ideas what might be wrong?

i just hit a guy who ran out from infront of a moving bus. :)

did you shit in your bib?

no but he might have...... shat in his bib

Those two are free just to get you started. No need to thank me, I'm a cunt.

No you're...

Anyway, I heard that you're a cunt.
Actually, I'm pretty sure it was you who said I was a cunt. Wannabe Dirty Leeds Boy.

No your'e

No yo'ure

Hmm.

No your'e

No yo'ure

Hmm.

Must resist impulse to correct grammar...

Shouldnt it be 'you are' unless its quoting speech

fuck too late

thanks, cunt

Another newb here. No really. What problem do you guys exactly have with gears? I sit up here in the North, or as I like to call it 'The Real World', and wonder why you London Boys sacrifice yours knees for the sake of a trendy set of wheels. Or did you just get confused when we got past three speeds?

Hope this is the right thread. Or should I say I hope it isnt?

should have called it "i cunt you all"

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fuck off.

Another newb here. No really. What problem do you guys exactly have with gears? I sit up here in the North, or as I like to call it 'The Real World', and wonder why you London Boys sacrifice yours knees for the sake of a trendy set of wheels. Or did you just get confused when we got past three speeds?

Hope this is the right thread. Or should I say I hope it isnt?

right answer?

Probably, but a little tame.

I think a troll was a good idea for this thread.