Total Fucking Fury

WHAT THE FUCK? Some members of the public need to be shot in the fucking head.

I was tanking it down Oldham Street where it turns into Piccadilly Gardens, lights ahead green so I don't bother slowing. About 40 meters away some guy and his bird walk into the road, and spot me. No worries I think, swing out towards the right to go in front of them. As I get to maybe a meter or two away, the guy lunges at me, yells OI and swing both arms up in a grab. I swerve away to the right, but cause of my speed and already being to the right I graze the curb and fully shoulderbarge an asian woman into the ground with my right shoulder. I spin out and ditch the bike, running over to see if the woman is alright.

She says she's ok in broken english so I get up to find the fucker, only to see him and his bird sprinting away LAUGHING. Fucking LAUGHING. If I'd had hit that girl harder or hit the traffic light I or her would have been really fucked up.

No-one even bothered stopping to help. One guy helped the woman up and asked if I was alright but apart from that everyone just gaped at us and kept walking.

I dunno what I would have done if I the guy hadn't run away. I had my d-lock in my hand already. I had to sit down and have a cigarette to calm down. I'm still fucking shaking now. What kind of thoughtless cunt would do something like this? No fucking point taking it to the police as all I can remember is white guy, short hair.

To top it all off, when I came out of Uni today someone has stolen my Sunday Social spoke card, and ripped my tiny Eiffel tower off my saddle. My friend gave me that and it's really quite special to me. How fucked in the mind do you have to be to steal stuff like that, which means nothing to you?

I'm fucking furious about this whole thing. I swear, next person who does something so fucking cruel is going to get d-locked. I'm a pretty chill guy most of the time but this is a step to fucking far.

cue 'Mad As Hell' youtube; and, before you ask, my hair was fine, don't worry.

Cctv?

Utter bastard,
always surprised to what some people will do.

Soak one of those in petrol, light up and let loose at his head next time you see him.

No point now Woody, don't have any names, numbers or witnesses. Fuck'sake.

Hate for cyclists are in motorists' DNA, won't be suprised if this happens to me...

yeah good point, suxx man!
x

Fucksake. What ya gonna do?

Madness!
Glad you, and Mrs broken English are alright.

I prescribe a large glass of pinot and a good masturbation.

Hate for cyclists are in motorists' DNA, won't be suprised if this happens to me...

wat?

Madness!
Glad you, and Mrs broken English are alright.

I prescribe a large glass of pinot and a good masturbation.

wat?

wat?

wat?

woops i meant padestrians' not motorists'

padestrians'

wat?

wat???

Indeed old bean wat wat.

URGH i am **FED UP **with londoners coming into Manchester threads and trying to get invovled, FFS!

I love Manchester, fuck you!

i fucking hate it, full of rain and people that don't play polo!

Swap? You can live with my parents in Buckinghamshire...?

URGH i am **FED UP **with londoners coming into Manchester threads and trying to get invovled, FFS!

wat?

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Swap? You can live with my parents in Buckinghamshire...?

Will they supply the tweed garment or would I need to buy it myself?

Nah we mainly just wear ermine round here...

[QUOTE=Mechamorgan;1024084]and, before you ask, my hair was fine, don't worry./QUOTE]
haha. I was worried for a minute.