Are you a poloholic?

You might like to take the following test. To calculate your score add the figures up in the left-hand column. A score of eight or more suggests a polo problem.

  1.How often do you play polo?
   (0)       Never

(1) Monthly
(2) 2-4 times a month
(3) 2-3 times a week
(4) 4 or more times a week

  2.How many post on polo forum do you make on a typical day?
   (0)       1 or 2

(1) 3 or 4
(2) 5 or 6
(3) 7, 8 or 9
(4) 10 or more

  3.How often do you have six or more games of polo on one occasion?
   (0)       Never

(1) Less than monthly
(2) Monthly
(3) Weekly
(4) Daily or almost daily

  4.How often during the last year have you found that you were not able to stop polo once you had started?
   (0)       Never

(1) Less than monthly
(2) Monthly
(3) Weekly
(4) Daily or almost daily

  5. How often during the last year have you failed to do what was expected of you because of polo?
   (0)       Never

(1) Less than monthly
(2) Monthly
(3) Weekly
(4) Daily or almost daily

1. How often during the last year have you needed a polo first thing in the morning to get yourself going after a heavy polo session?
   (0) Never
   (1) Less than monthly
   (2) Monthly
   (3) Weekly
   (4) Daily or almost daily

   1. How often during the last year have you felt guilt or remorse after polo?
      (0) Never
      (1) Less than monthly
      (2) Monthly
      (3) Weekly
      (4) Daily or almost daily
      
      

2. How often during the last year have you been unable to remember what happened the night before because you had been playing polo?
   (0) Never
   (1) Less than monthly
   (2) Monthly
   (3) Weekly
   (4) Daily or almost daily

   1. Have you or someone else been injured as a result of your polo?
      (0) No
      (2) Yes, but not in the last year
      (3) Yes, during the last year

   2. Has a relative, friend, doctor or health worker been concerned about your polo or suggested you cut down?
      (0) No
      (2) Yes, but not in the last year
      (3) Yes, during the last year

Thanks for your time.

Is that the American definition of a poloholic? Because over her I think the score needed toqualify for poloholic status is higher than 8! It's a lot more socially acceptable over here.

hello, my name is emmet and..... and I h-have an addiction.

Can I answer on behalf of someone ?

I am a polo widow.... :(

Then Come Play Polo.

Gold.

Im not even going to answer that.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

beat em.

Can I answer on behalf of someone ?

I am a polo widow.... :(

whos the departed?

oh i think i've worked it out... oh dear.

Louis?

BTW his nappy-knee pads need changing.

South londons superman

Stop picking on me !

beat em.
Ha.

Oh dear...

Hmmm, maybe it's best I keep quiet on this one...

Yes nicknack is my (pregnant so not likely to be playing polo until next summer at least) girlfriend.

Yay! Polo baby.

But ! Once Louis is looking after the baby, I can come and have a go at Polo instead ?

What say ye ?

:)

most def. TBF daddy plays a bit rough.

Louis, the first polo widower...

?

I scored 28...oh no.

about 20 of those were shuffles though...

...
... fail.

don't worry rupert, i scored 31.

I scored 24 although i am little bit more concerned about the fact that whilst i am not playing polo i am answering questionnaires about polo.

But ! Once Louis is looking after the baby, I can come and have a go at Polo instead ?

What say ye ?

:)
You'll be a better player than him.