Fucking Bonus!

I just went to unload the washing machine, and found I'd already done it.

Life is truly sweet sometimes.

Do you suffer from memory loss like me then?
Memory loss that only activates when there is chores :P

I just went to unload the washing machine, and found I'd already done it.

Life is truly sweet sometimes.

or, maybe you never actually did the washing in the first place, and still have it all to do.

ever think about that?

yeah smell yourself, just to be sure

nah, it was the underwear thief

I just went to unload the washing machine and.. no wait.. what.. unload the what? Fuck that..

See if your underwear still has stale semen remaining on it.

I'd love a washing machine.

Can you post pics of yours? Is it NJS or NOS or OTP?

this one's definitely NJS

10 minutes of your life you will get back

Not a bonus, but I've put dirty dishes in the bathroom, parents's ashtray in the fridge.. without realising I've done so.

I just went to finish my cup of tea, and found I'd already done it.

Life is truly shit sometimes.

!cashback!

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Jurassic Park!

forget

BMMF, can you remember what you did last night?

Question is, can you remember what James did to you!?

BMMF, can you remember what you did last night?

Yes.

I ate a whole 'New York' cheesecake, had 4 bottles of Fullers ESB, a few drams of Ardbeg, a Valrhona milk chocolate and pecan bar, cooked noodles with cashews and babycorn, fit a 20t sprocket for winter souplesse, watched 'Head' (the Monkees/Jack Nicholson/Bob Rafelson film) which was fucking great - it always is - played some loud, whimsical but ultimately anti-social music by Doormouse et al, ground some velutto nero coffee beans and had double espresso, went on the internet a bit, and, er, had a few pipes of that stuff someone or other gave me. Not necessarily in that order.

In a nutshell.

that's quite a big night, for a sunday.

I was bored. Faith & Tynan were in Paris. You have to mark the end of the season somehow. Beats pissing on a tree.

I also decided to make an appointment with my GP to get something checked out that's showing all the signs of being cancer. No 'biggie' though.

that's alright then