Rider name decals...

Found a website that does rider name decals...

http://www.vcgraphix.com/us/store/default.asp?subCatID=0

Any amusing suggestions?

How about... your name?

my name, please.

Bob

Dave

Fifi Trixibell

(t)OOL.

James Martin.

Joe Smith

i've been thinking of doing this to my bike but didn't now where to go - Excellent...thanks

James Martin.

that did cross my mind...

Alice Fisher

Ted Maul

Ted Moult

http://www.vcgraphix.com/us/store/detail.asp?invID=339&StartingRecord=1&subCatID=144&subCatName=Crank+Covers&mainCatName=Bicycle+Products

found this on their site, could be useful

dick fabulous

Don Walker

(not in that font I keep seeing in the porn thread please)

cuntybollox

Rapist (in italics)

Guys,

This is like the douchebag I saw riding down the road on a bright orange lo-pro yesterday with white 650 super deep v front and white aero rear, colour coded components and a colour coded outfit to match. He might as well wear a t-shirt saying "mum and dad didn't love me enough, please validate me"

Rider name decals are for people who are into the smell of their own farts. You might think it's rad but it's the cycling equivalent of the car in the picture. LAME. I'm sure the max power types with kevved-up old shitboxes take a bit of slagging from cyclists, let's not fall into the same trap of self-parody.

Also do you really want to broadcast your name to the filth/taxi drivers/random scum you might bump into on your travels around London?

^ Irony fail

Yes.

My name is James Martin.

16 Minutes Ago 10:13 Buddha Fingaz ^ Irony fail
10 Hours Ago 23:58 Hauska i've been thinking of doing this to my bike but didn't now where to go - Excellent...thanks

Irony failed approx 10 hours before I got here. I've also noticed a distinct lack of irony on a lot of the 2 wheeled poo clogging up London's roads. I've also woken up grumpy and am indulging in a practice known as trolling. Double irony fail.

James Martin.

Bob Holness.

hey ... that was me on the orange lo pro you little fecker

my mummy and daddy loved me very much and in a special way