My receptionist said...

Recently our receptionist at work has come out with some real pearls of wisdom. Her latest effort was (I kid you not)......

Sex with pigeons can cause AIDS.

Quite stupefying.

Is she a pigeon fancier?

Did she go to the BFF short films program yesterday?

Potentially a very funny thread if this stays on topic - I'm going to have to refer to my notebook where I've written down a few gems from ours...
I'll get back to you.

Receptionist

Is it true? If it is I am in trouble, as is my sister!

"someone" whos car I was getting a lift in pondered out loud;

"How do blind people see how much petrol they have left while driving?"

saw a great film about pigeons last night...

There was some nonsence about this flying (pardon the pun) about a few years ago http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/12/13/pigeon_cull/

how do blind people know when their bum is fully clean after wiping it????

Scratch and sniff.

no, this one...

THE PIGEON (DE TAUBE)
UK 2008 | HD 8min
Dir. Trevor Webb
He's a courier on the periphery of the city. Ostracized from mainstream society, marginalized and disenfranchised. He rides hard, he drinks harder. Then one day everything changes. Oh and by the way, he's a pigeon.

I always use a condom.

Please tell me she was joking and just has a warped (in a good way) sense of humour?

YouTube - Sporty Theivz - No Pigeons

Possibly the worst thing you've heard.

^^ you bastard, was just about to post that.

my receptionist used to be in a punk band.

oh. yeah.

^^ you bastard, was just about to post that.

OI!
how'd you know i'm a bastard. ;-)

I'm your Dad!

So what part of Congo are you from?

I don't have a receptionist.

3 mins of silence and calling it no fat chix would have been better.

Receptionist

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