Some pictures from our recent trip to France

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Fast Mark i have you some "interesting" 20 euros worth of wine

Eh! C'est bon de te revoir! J'espere que tu as eu de formidables vacances.

plus important; tu as mon vin, non?
:)

wow france looks amazing

trop tard! merci monsieur!

quoi ? en anglais s'il vous plait

Oui oui oui , tout suite avec un cochain d'inde dans le toilette de ma t'aunte en coulait jimmy

cochon d'inde? an unexpected extra, thanks!

Cute !!!! Our favourite new french word (sorry spelling is shit), we tried to put it in every sentence .
e.g " un baguette sil vous plat madame , ooooh regard un cochon d'inde !"
Did you have to look it up ?

ha ha, got an A actually :p
but, yes i did look up "cochain d'inde" and google said did you mean "cochon d'inde", to which I said, "yes I did" and was pleasantly surprised by the result.

a d'inde is a turkey not a gunea pig ?

actuellement d'inde = of india. so guess the translation is indian pig, not to be confused with pork curry.

3rd pic next cambridge polo tourney trophy?
la rochelle oh la la

Guinea pigs probably aren't from New Guinea either ? Someone told me they eat them as a delicacy in South America . It's all Feb's fault anyway she started the whole Cochon d'Inde scandal . I'm glad no one has any interest in any of the pictures of boring velodromes, concrete wolves, or Mannequin piss on our lady junk Emmaus ensembles .

3rd pic next cambridge polo tourney trophy?
la rochelle oh la la

Shit ! i knew i should have bought it . I was still recoiling at being charged 8 euros for some bent ski poles

I was distracted by the fact that 'our lady' (oor lass?) appears to be melting like the two scoops of ice-cream she's next to.
You should definitely have bought the mannequin piss liquor dispenser. Then forced everyone to do shots. From it's cock.

I'd rather fit barbie with a liquid dispenser , this is a small town , i can't be seen drinking from diminutive male effigies .

well thats that then. next trophy is a barbie based shot dispenser. you may need an engineer to ensure all orifices are operational. i would come and watch just to see that in action.

barbie would just dribble everywhere, needs to be a cock. you know where you are with a cock.

IMO the orifice should discharge a molten mixture of plastic and steel that flows into a bath beneath it with a mallet shaped mould carved into it. would make making mallets alot easier

or give the figurine to baker, he'll have endless fun playing with it's many openings

needs to be a cock. you know where you are with a cock.

give the figurine to baker, he'll have endless fun playing with it's many openings

he also has new knowledge now thanks to his birthday gift of a book describing the ins and outs of anal sex. i hope i can find one of these for my coffee table.

hahaha who bought him that!?

amazon is great..
How to Get Her to Watch Porn, Have Anal Sex, and Call Her Best Friend for a Threesome - What it Takes to Build a Trusting and Fun Sexual Relationship: Amazon.co.uk: Sindy St. James, Cindy St. James: Books

his work mate...apparently

a book describing the ins and outs of anal sex.

surely it's either in or out, (or maybe only halfway in when it's neither in nor out)

Maybe it refers to shit coming out, or when the painters are in

hahahahaha its the best book ever