Housie

looking for a complete dwelling 2-storey house.. around 25-30K

Do you mean £250-£300K??

You could have my shed for that price.

No, 25-30K. Just a beater.

Got an old roof you can have. £5k posted.

fixie-prick

what colour postcode do you want?

Furnished?

Sure... i get it, you want to relocate to Moss Side/ the Shetlands? ;-)

i have a house you can buy. you have to dismantle it and ship from japan. it's got dry rot and some earthquake damage but it's from a very reputable builder. £80000.
(the rooms are a bit small too)

I've got a spare bedroom you could probably fit into a house frame. Italian threaded though.

I haven't thought about postcode colour. What do you guys think? I've got some furniture ready to be fitted - nice wooden stuff that I've stripped all the varnish off and spent 3 weeks sanding with a nail file.

I'm looking for a new Ferrari, ideally a 250 GTO, would consider a Daytona for say... i don't know, around £3/4 quid??? anyone????

I've got one going. It's got some rare NJS asbestos in the roof!

I've got a spare bedroom you could probably fit into a house frame. Italian threaded though.

Sorry to hijack the thread but I really need a spare bedroom - DIBS!

i've got an outhouse but you're not welcome even with 25k

I need 50kg of milk chocolate (34% cocoa solids). Can't pay, but can collect. Just fucking give me it now.

I've got a Shithouse and you're still not welcome for 25K ;-)

I'm looking for a 1-2br flat in Ealing/Acton. Prefer ground floor, close to Central Line if possible.
Up to 250k. First time buyer, can move fast if you chuck in your daughter and/or beer.

I want some free shit.

FFS Me too!!

dibs!!!!!!

On the shit or the free shit?

I just let some free shit go.. sorry..

Don't apologise, as long as you got a good price for it...FTW;-)