Worst film you've ever seen?

Sweet Jesus, I'm currently watching Assault of Darkness with Vinne Jones, talk about 'straight to DVD' it is the biggest load of utter guff you could ever imagine. Perhaps I was being over optimistic when picking it out but honestly. I've only paused it to type this to prevent myself from hurling on my cock.

Love, Actually.

'Rancid Aluminium' is fucking pump, I only went to see it because it was free.

I managed the first ten minutes of 'Love, Actually', which speaks volumes. Insipid sheng.

dead babies.

Wolf Creek.

Smokin Aces

Ha.

Transformers

Out for a Kill - Starring Steven Seagal.

Letter to Brezhnev

Shirley Fucking Valentine.

Anything by Jimmy McGovern.

Millions.

Independence Day

Anything with Claude Van Donut.

HIghlander 2.

This film was so bad that it went back in time and fucked up the first one as well

Spirit

Shirley Fucking Valentine.

The biggest let-down of that film was that she didn't; could've been it's one redeeming scene.

Batman & Robin

seriously dead babies.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0218138/

The biggest let-down of that film was that she didn't; could've been it's one redeeming scene.

Closely followed by her 'chips and egg', when everyone knows that it's 'egg and chips'.

If you fancy a complete howler, check out Assault of Darkness with Vinnie Jones. It's been directed, acted, and shot, by a bunch of remedial HND students on someone's fucking Nokia.

I've never seen any films that are as bad as The West Wing.

If you fancy a complete howler, check out Assault of Darkness with Vinnie Jones. It's been directed, acted, and shot, by a bunch of remedial HND students on someone's fucking Nokia.

Have you seen Vinnie Jones in The Reposter? Stink!

The Business
Football Factory
Outlaws

Nick Love's shite

He's not long finished doing a remake of 'The Firm', it's out soon - bound to be utter wank and kill the ace original