I just foiled a robbery

I was just buying my daily paper in the local Londis when this scumbag came in, mouthing off, knocking stuff over and the such; shuffled over to the alcohol aisle, scooped up two bottles of wine and blatantly stuck them down the back of his trousers and then started casually walking towards the exit.

I scooted round the sweet aisle, past the bread and then WHAM! tackled the sucka as he was about the bolt through the doors.

Pinned him down, cops were called, security came and took control, job done.

Vigilante Life!

good man

Hardly the Graff Jewellery heist....

Fair play all the same

Did you get to keep the vino?

Hey this is Cambridge, hardly the roughest city in the world!

wine?

was it Richard Madely?

And now you'll get done for assault! :)

Shakes head and mourns the death of Thatcherism

Shame the sense of entrepreneurism was missing at that moment. Could have shared the booty, and felt even better for the free alcohol (drool).

Does it make you want to be a policeman?
Doing that sort of thing always makes makes me feel like becoming a copper (i'd like to be a motorcycle policeman or a spy ideally :))

F-k the police

Curtis, is that you?

Top marks old bean, you showed that ruddy blighter.

Good work. Did you pick up the kill?

CHUG_IT, will you protect us all?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/ethicallivingblog/2009/aug/17/bike-blog-robbery

I'd feel safer knowing you were out there.

F-k the police

was it these http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article4860127.ece

?

was it these http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article4860127.ece

?

ffs...

ffs...

ffs yourself

Good work!

Thats street justice....

Make sure that tramp doesn't sue you for an assault

Remember that burglar who was stubbed in the arse while on the job and tried to sue the poor fella for the loss of earnings (he wasn't able to do any burglaries for sometime, because he was on crotches) :-)

'On crotches'??

Sexcase too then was he?

Way to go!