Tiptop F0 patches

Anyone suggest somewhere I can buy these? The only place I can find them is in the US, and they won't post to the UK.

http://www.ukbikestore.co.uk/product/103/po7048/rema-tip-top-f0-patches---strip-of-8-16-mm.html

http://www.petracycles.co.uk/patches-strip-p-11011.html

http://www.jdcycles.co.uk/accessories/tubes-tyre-sealants/rema-tip-top-patches---strip-of-8-x-f0-16-mm

http://www.bikepimp.co.uk/390836-rema-tip-top-f0-patches---strip-of-8-16-mm-

First hit on google.. are these the wrong ones or did you not look.. you know what's coming don't you... ?

Bill failz at teh interwebz.

Sorry, I should have added - I want to buy at least 100, and not at ridiculous prices.

Sorry, I should have added - I want to buy at least 100, and not at ridiculous prices.

Yes, you fucking should have..

What is ridiculous? £59 per 50 sounds expensive to me for patches.. wait it's 50 x 8 patches for £59 that's better..

http://www.petracycles.co.uk/patches-strip-p-11011.html

Can't you email them to either:

a) ask for a bulk deal
b) find out who the distributor is

http://www.rema-tiptop.com/portal/home-ukenglish.html

D'oh. I was googling tip top not rema.

Bill, you wanna go halvies in a big pack? £30ea for 25x8 patches? I've been looking* for bulk patch strips for a while..

*not too hard obviously

Just make sure you post a thorough review of them

they're the best patches

I thought patches were patches, all of equal quality. I'm on my third wilko patch kit (89p) and have never had problems with them.

i would chip into a bulk buy for patches

Yeah, I'm up for splitting a box.

1. BB
   
2. fat australian in lycra
   
3. over-educated poser in Rapha
   one more?
   

And before anyone says it, yes, I know you can cut the F1s in half, but no, I don't find it a particularly satisfactory solution. Smart-arses. Yes, BMMF, I do mean you.

Isn't this kind of bulk buying a form of provocation in the eyes of sharp foreign objects?

If you don't watch it, you'll be getting a sharp object in very provocative area.

PM with cost and pickup details when you're done Bill. I'm good for the monies. Western Union got my back..

Affairs have come to a pretty pass when a man can't post a perfectly reasonable enquiry, and not have it hijacked by pedants and fili-busters.

PM with cost and pickup details when you're done Bill. I'm good for the monies. Western Union got my back..

Roger

me too, good for the money

but Bill, for a bright chap you spend a lot of time commenting on others education/intelligence.

you are actually one of the most sage characters on here (though a decrepit old git)

One more?

For the road?

Sorry, I should have added - I want to buy at least 100, and not at ridiculous prices.

you expecting plod to start using stingers?

BTW, Bill, you need to tell whatever moody fuckwit rides a Creative cargo bike to avoid riding up the wrong side of St John St when peds (with pushchairs) are crossing, even if it's a red man.

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