Do you cuddle your fixie at bedtime?

I do, I love my fixie so much I sometimes bring them into bed with me so I can rub my cock up it's tubing

Do you love your fixie?

My fixie is filthy.

I haven't washed it for ages.

You can get arrested for that shit.

I keep mine locked in the basement.

That's what he said:

I keep mine locked in the basement.

i'll be burried with my mercian...

I have a secret glory-hole at the back of my charge spoon saddle, for those "special" moments I like to share with my bike.

^ That was the idea behind the joke, Fox

I am stuck inside my bike right now, just waiting to calm down.

my bike is a dirty slut

cold spoon, john

I just use mine, then kick it out to sleep some place else.

I like to pump up the tyres right hard then stick the valve up my arse then squeeze the tube good and proper. Try it, it's the future

Fixie 4 Life!

I like to pump up the tyres right hard then stick the valve up my arse then squeeze the tube good and proper. Try it, it's the future

Fixie 4 Life!

I prefer to spit on it then shove it up the wee-hole.

I do, I love my fixie so much I sometimes bring them into bed with me so I can rub my cock up it's tubing

Do you love your fixie?

I like to pump up the tyres right hard then stick the valve up my arse then squeeze the tube good and proper. Try it, it's the future

Fixie 4 Life!

the thing is graham, both of these are probably true

I prefer to spit on it then shove it up the wee-hole.

The penny slot?

I like to pump up the tyres right hard then stick the valve up my arse then squeeze the tube good and proper. Try it, it's the future

Fixie 4 Life!

This might interest you then.........

http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/newbutt.html

I prefer to spit on it then shove it up the wee-hole.

Now everyone at work is wondering why I am laughing like an uncontrollable moron.

I expose myself to other people's fixies skiddy bikes and run away

This might interest you then.........

http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/newbutt.html

That artillery shell is pretty fucked up..... what am i saying... its a website about alien objects in asses.

I have sweaty rides with it whether it is up to it or not. Preferable on the top... tube.

Pistanator?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

Sorry, didn't pick up the Austrian accent.

^ That was the idea behind the joke, Fox

Very good.

I heard on the radio that Carrots are not always orange and that the dutch used them as a tool of war to make the world more orange or something like that.

Discuss

Yup, they used to purple. Mentalism.

I just use mine, then kick it out to sleep some place else.

yeah. Guy is a serial fixieizer. They never last longer than a week with him!