A fairground price is ___?

I'd like to buy a mate's Fairground: a multi-coloured affair (if you pardon the pun) first put together in 1996, it's used but in good condition, he's wiped the puke off of most of the rides. He wants 500 Rand and expresses that hes doing me a favour and will throw in the Dodgems for free. I feel this is ruining the friendship, or am I being a bit of a twat and a whiny bitch about the whole thing?

If you'll split, I want the merry go round.

Fuck it, if you don't want it I'll buy the whole thing just so I can ban children from it.

children are cunts.
anyway it's worth 2 tokens and you must be this tall to buy it.

i'd take it for the dodgems alone

how much is the shipping?

Why do they call them funfairs?
They're no fun and they're certainly not fair...

Hellswindle!

Mummy can I go to the hellswindle? Pleeeeease.

i am sort of feeling your pain, how long have you known him?

I've known him for 15 years dude. And supported him from when he was a struggling Romany traveller, just starting out. Now he's really successfull and has lots of wives and gold. Man! You'd think he'd help a brother out.

To be fair these funfairs have a problem with breaking down. Thats why you dont see that many coming up for sale.

Dibs on any unclaimed midgets.

dibs on the yellow spok.

If you'll split, I want the merry go round.

Fuck it, if you don't want it I'll buy the whole thing just so I can ban children from it.

No no no no no

What you want to do is let them in and make them stand in a pit whilst screaming clowns pelt them with Brussel Sprouts. Parents will have to come back between rides to assure them they'll only be two minutes (minimum ride time 5 mins). if the kids show any signs of making their own fun, an earthquake simulator will kick in until someone throws up.

did you slip in his stream at all?

dibs on the helter skelter

I heard the Jackson family have a nice fairground for sale.
Not sure what a fair price is, but you can bone the kids there for a few million I think?
At least thats what the last lot of parents charged......

PM's sent to all those on Dibs

Following still available

Ghost Train
Waltzers
Big Wheel
One armed Gypo
Bearded Lady
Candy Floss Machine
Popcorn Machine

PM's sent to all those on Dibs

Following still available

Ghost Train
Waltzers
Big Wheel
One armed Gypo
Bearded Lady
Candy Floss Machine
Popcorn Machine

dibs on bearded lady. I've got an idea for a double act...
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I've known him for 15 years dude. And supported him from when he was a struggling Romany traveller, just starting out. Now he's really successfull and has lots of wives and gold. Man! You'd think he'd help a brother out.

surely that's^^ helping a minstrel (that pines for Daaaaaaaaaave) out?

Anyways, everyone knows not to deal with pikeys.

Now we've got this thread on the right track.

Mmmmmmm

I want the popcorn machine, could use it in some of the other threads.

Might be interested in the ghost train. How scary is it on a scale of 1-10?

Which arm is the one-armed gypo missing? Dibs if its the left

Might be interested in the ghost train. How scary is it on a scale of 1-10?

On a scale of 1-10, it's 531

Which arm is the one-armed gypo missing? Dibs if its the left

Sorry, it's the middle one

Oh shame, the rest of my rolling stock is made in France, I was hoping for 103 rated scariness.