Gok Wan = Cnut

so I was riding thru brum central a few hours back...all was well till I turned onto a downhill ramp which goes round into the bullring markets...
just before I hit the bend (at full speed) who do I see sticking his arms and legs out at me like a twat, with a fag in his mouth, but this guy:

if it wasn't for his entourage, who quickly shoved him back to the side, I totally would've hit him, infact I wish I had coz it would've been worth it.
After I managed to stop, I turned around to confront him only to see him being bundled thru the security doors
F*ck knows what he was playing at.

Sounds like he was trying to bum you.

Facepalm

Bum

It's all about the confidence!

maybe he was high on class A drugs

*there is no proof of this and it is probably not true. this is not a view held by the owners or any sponsors of lfgss. please delete this post.

sorry if i missed something.

~~ I have one of his books ~~

puts flameproof suit on

Sounds like he had a bit of a mouthful

The ramp that goes around the markets is for pedestrians. In fact the whole city centre shopping area is for pedestrians, you cannot expect everyone to be onguard for bikes bombing down.

What we're dealing with here is a total lack of respect for the law..

dugga dugga dug dug dugga dugga dug dug dugga dugga dugga dugga dugga dugga dug dug...etc

i heard he had an arsehole like a clowns pocket

bleached? ;)

Maybe time to rein it in a bit?

Being annoyed because someone acts stupidly is one thing (and totally acceptable), making comments based around someones sexual orientation is not really the done thing. Especially when they are not on the forum so can't reply in kind.

i heard he had an arsehole like a clowns pocket

~~ I have one of his books ~~

puts flameproof suit on

That is nothing ... I saw my Dad's girlfriend reading a "Katie and Peter" ...

Oh dear... that's worse!

You should have stopped, the guy was probably feeling the combo that you were wearing and wanted to film you for a tv program

Bum

+1

My mate cycled into one of Boyzone once, unfortunately he didn't manage to do any damage.

You should have stopped, the guy was probably feeling the combo that you were wearing and wanted to film you for a tv program

I didn't even consider that.
:(

My mate bummed one of Boyzone once, unfortunately he didn't manage to do any damage.

look, we've already been warned about this kind of thing.

with a fag in his mouth

chuckle

lol, he's tv show sucks >=|

Ha ha, I didn't bother reading this thread initially but if I'd realised he was actually involved I would have read it quicker. You would have had so much respect if you'd sent him flying.

maybe he was high on class A drugs

*there is no proof of this and it is probably not true. this is not a view held by the owners or any sponsors of lfgss. please delete this post.

sorry if i missed something.

Gerald, do you have a "sorry if I missed something." macro? FFS!