Would you buy a fixed S/S branded fakenger or horeditch?

Just playing with possible names, this bike will be matt or satin black powder coating with white lettering.

What do you think? Would you buy one? Or too cliched?

No.

Yes, I would purchase a bicycle based on its name and colour/finish.

In fact, I'll take a horeditch in satin please.

No.

+1

I think you should brand it with a cartoon character to make it appeal to "da yoof".

It worked for World Industries skateboards.

Maybe. How much dorra?

whorebitch?

boreditch.

poxton

Just playing with possible names, this bike will be matt or satin black powder coating with white lettering.

What do you think? Would you buy one? Or too cliched?

I hope to shit you're joking.

Anyway, its "whore". I fuckin know it is!

ha!

I think you should brand it with a cartoon character to make it appeal to "da yoof".

It worked for World Industries skateboards.

Yeah but they also had teams comprising of some of the worlds most respected skateboarders, this guy has a silly name and some vague ideas about fonts and finishes.

Rawsnitch

No way to buying a bike with a comedy name like this.

Bikes are for life (or at least a year), whereas jokes can be lame after the first telling and who would want to ride an old tired joke?

It already exists - Swagger.

I don't care what it's called. I would go for a bike with a comedy name, but if your concerned about the name and the paint job then I can only guess it's a crappy bike.

This would count it out.

jokes can be lame after the first telling and who would want to ride an old tired joke?

Your mum/my mum/the girl I went out with last night.

yawn

if it's called a Fixxie-Prick Fuckpiece I would buy one

Bumdon.
Liverpoo.
Scunthorp snigger
Wangchester

i agree with the big v

joke would be funny for a while. bike would be funny for a while. but do you want to start something that has some shelflife? if so...in year or so you might have to change your brand name.

but hell if you just want to make some quick cash fuck it! do it!

just what is a fixed s/s? a stiff nazi?

it's got to happen i guess, the entire fad going full circle and folk riding bikes branded after the joke that is them to be tounge in cheek and cool

Stroke-on-trent
Isle of Man Gravy