WTF did she just text me?

I met this girl when I was out a few days ago and got her number and I sent her a text saying 'hows it going what you been up to' etc etc.

She just texted back that:

1. She went to be an audience member on Jeremy Kyle

2. It was wicked

Opinions? This seems very odd to me. Or am I just being pretentious?

Pick up your phone > find her number > delete it forever > forget she ever existed

Wasn't me.

run,, and don't look back.

sorry if i missed something.

Pick up your phone > find her number > delete it forever > forget she ever existed

No way. Her text shouts out what great fun she'll be in bed.

You've got to read between the lines. Blokes are so shit at picking up signals these days.

Going to see Jeremy Kyle is no stranger than posting a lassie's text on a bike forum and throwing it open to the members for input. :-)

Go and speak to her in the real world. That's the most reliable method of measuring oddness.

They're made for each other.

I met this girl when I was out a few days ago and got her number and I sent her a text saying 'hows it going what you been up to' etc etc.

She just texted back that:

1. She went to be an audience member on Jeremy Kyle

2. It was wicked

Opinions? This seems very odd to me. Or am I just being pretentious?

Sounds like a "my friend" story. She's probably up the duff and there are 7 potential fathers, one of which is her own father/brother.

Run like the wind.

What are you doing meeting girls that like J Kyle? where do you hang out???

Give me her fucking number then. I'm up for that kind of deviance.

i had to join asit is unfair to post in a public forum.

here is the text he sent me:

I got the text* minutes* after i left him, not days like he says...

my reply was 'fuck off, I'd rather eat sugarpuffs & watch Jeremy Kyle'. good night.

Um... HOW DARE YOU USE MY GROWLER NAME.

No way. Her text shouts out what great fun she'll be in bed.

You've got to read between the lines. Blokes are so shit at picking up signals these days.

Sounds good to me. I clearly have much to learn sensei.

What are you doing meeting girls that like J Kyle? where do you hang out???

The West Midlands

Cool we are there for some fun and sado and deviance

She just texted back that:

1. She went to be an audience member on Jeremy Kyle

2. It was wicked

Cool we are there for some fun and sado and deviance

wtf?

Apparently that's the west Midlands for you :s

wtf?

Its the West Midlands its OK you can't get arrested for it ;o))

Apparently that's the west Midlands for you :s

beat me to it lol, you've been there as well .......

No longer than it took to change trains but I've known some west Midlanders.

"yam yam yam"

..or summat like that.

Um... HOW DARE YOU USE MY GROWLER NAME.

How dare you use RiotGrrls label.

Not that odd, I went a few years ago

it wasn't wicked though, it was shit. I was hung over, had zero sleep, some old lady told me to be quiet because I was talking too much.

Highlight of the morning was me starting an audience clap at an inappropriate moment. Oh and there was a fight, too.

give her kids some Haribo and Sunny delight and take her staffy for a walk around the estate to get to know her before you judge her on Jeremy Kyle

I went as an audience member on some dumb tv show for a laugh once with a bunch of mates. It was free, and although some parts of it were dumb, it was funny to be a couple of squatter punk kids in the front row of some dumb late night tv show.

I wouldn't judge her just yet.

BTW, it's in poor taste to put this things on the web at this point.