P*ssing behind the wall at Downham

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  • This has to stop.

    As I was leaving the court last night, the neighbour (big guy with a dog) accosted me and started having a go. He pointed to two people who were both spending a penny.

    We all love that court, but we are making an enemy of the neighbour.

  • did you point out how well the plants were growing back there

  • @dicki ha!

    noted bill. spend your pennies in the park over the way, boys and girls. or the at pub. or down you leg.

  • he came to me after you left Bill, he was not happy at all
    we need to foind a proper solution, spending the penny in the other park y not a solution

  • bottle it?

  • quit drinking so much beer?

  • sorry, i jest, but yeah, we do need a better solution*

    *not as in piss. as in a plan.

  • we need to foind a proper solution, spending the penny in the other park y not a solution

    Don't drink so much cider?

    ;)

    (For the record, I have never taken a piss at Downham. Use the pub!)

  • we need to foind a proper solution, spending the penny in the other park y not a solution

    True, the park closes before we leave Downham. And behind the wall is just gross now.

  • quit drinking so much beer?

    Don't drink so much cider?

    ;)

    eeeehh............ yeah you are right, like it is so easy :P

  • is downham in hackney or camden or what?

  • just wondering what council we have to pester to get one of those portaloo urinal things like in soho square.

  • OR... here's an idea... we use brick lane court (since they were super and blocked the gaps for us, then we bailed) and you use LCB and throw a bit of coinage in the tip jar as a thanks.

    just an idea.

  • brick lane is shit.

    we can't piss over the road in the small park all the time, so people will have to hold it in, or go an piss elsewhere (pub/canal/grass outside the court/street).

    It has been mentioned before, and it's not that hard, since I last mentioned it, I haven't pissed there once, i've usually waited to go home/pub.

  • It would be a nice touch if you splashed a bit of this around next time too:

  • Don't break the seal.

  • is downham in hackney or camden or what?

    FYI matt, its in the LB of Islington.

  • ok, so dont piss behind the wall, just piss in front of it

    as estate agents say - location, location, location

    how easy would it be to get the council to set up a porta pissoir?

  • or even one of those paid for jobbies, that the door opens if you stay in there too long.

  • Piss in your empty cans.
    one in, one out.

  • Isn't there a boozer across the road on Downham Road? Or am I imagining this? If you asked nicely that they tolerate you as non-patrons from using it, they might get a few carryout sales in return etc. Also you could tell the landlord he's doing the neighbours a favour, might help ...

  • The astringent qualities of urea mean that dabbing a little piss on your skin will give you wonderful tone.

    That's what I would've said, had I been in Bill's shoes.

  • Park across the road until it gets locked.
    Then somewhere else.

    The last thing we need is difficulties with the locals.
    Everyone needs to make this happen and stop others from using the area as a toilet.

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P*ssing behind the wall at Downham

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