n+1=4

Fact.

4 bikes makes sense.

Geared,
Fixed commute,
Flashy Pants whip,
Polo.

MTB?
TT?

You = Fail

your odour=piss

Your body = trough

your body = fat

bata swing!

your body = fragile

your body = fraggle

your mind = warped.

Fact.

4 bikes makes sense.

Geared,
Fixed commute,
Flashy Pants whip,
Polo Track.

Fixed

Warped?

I'm going to rub some margarine into your cheeks and spank your bottom with a £3 bunch of spinach..

Geared,
Fixed SS commute,
Flashy Pants whip MTB,
Polo Track,
(+) Random Holdsworth F&F in the cellar that's too big to ride but too nice to sell.

Fixed

Nah,

fixed commuter
flashy road bike
flashy MTB that never gets used

1 bike

1 bike

your not normal.

1 bike

to rule them all, 1 bike to bind them all.

1. geared
   
2. classic english lugged steel fixed (mercian/holdsworth/etc)
   
3. more modern ride-around fixed
   
4. silly-but-fun lo-pro
   5 - x. handful of frames and forks that you need to go through and decide if you're keeping and building or getting rid of once and for all
   

N+1=(2)4

I might've fucked that up. I meant 8 anyway.

8! TBIX thats crazy...more bikes than days of the week.

it's not enough... I don't even have a mountain bike or a BMX :(

Fact.

4 bikes makes sense.

Geared,
Fixed commute,
Flashy Pants whip,
Polo.

as we discussed sunday ray this is absolutely spot on. you should have Fizik bar tape on at least two of them.

i am there,

geared, - pinarello
fixed commute - copactic
flashy(ish) pants whip - chesini
polo - daccordi

Dub - that whats her name she was rockin 4 as well:

fixed flashy,
foldy brompty,
gearo,
and????

as we discussed sunday ray this is absolutely spot on. you should have Fizik bar tape on at least two of them.

yeh and you need to lock that bartape proper too!

I only have space in my flat for 1 :(

I don't know how you lot can afford the rent for your palaces that take eight bikes. Tricity's house?

yes! It looks just like that.