Three Wolves tee

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  • Check out the reviews

    Amazon.com: Three Wolf Moon "Official" T-Shirt 100% Cotton Short Sleeve Shirt KIDS - TEENS & ADULTS: Apparel

    Slightly related, is it just South Wales or do all women in the uk who reach 50, start to wear wolf printed fleece jackets?

  • fuck you, you fucking cunt.

  • wanker

  • fuck you, you fucking cunt.

    wanker

    I think you just dissed Tynan's mum, Dante!

  • I think you just dissed Tynan's mum, Dante!

    my mum's got one of those.

  • :)

    I love you.

  • Please say that is actually your mum in the picture?

  • :)

    I love you.

    I disagree.

  • I disagree.

    I love you.

  • Please say that is actually your mum in the picture?

    I say yes.

  • I love you.

    I dont love you. At all. Sorreh.

  • What if he bought you a wolf tee/fleece?

  • What if he bought you a wolf tee/fleece?

    I'll kick him in the nads

  • This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

    I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

    Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
    Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

  • I need the world to know about this. When I recieved this shirt in the mail, I instantly had multiple orgasms, and upon touching it, my breasts increased to approximately a very supple E cup. I suddenly found myself able to fly, and not only that, once discovering my fellow comrades were cumulus clouds, I discovered oxygen was no longer needed to live. I took off into space, and took a look at the world.

    I saw eruptions of fireworks and celebrations, as the world found that there are actually two moons-- and three wolves-- orbiting it. All religions died and instantly began a new worship of my three-wolf-moon shirt. I considered not breaking their hearts and staying there forever, but the fact was, I was getting kind of hungry. :c

  • You need to compliment this tee shirt with this fine purchase

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  • You need to compliment this tee shirt with this fine purchase

    www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B001NQQNXI/ref=cm_cr_dp_all_helpful?ie=UTF8&coliid=&showViewpoints=1&colid=&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending

    Thanks mikec -

    "i cant thank you enough for the pleasure you have brought my family, not only is it a joy to look at, but if you hang it above your mantlepiece, it will keep the kids away from the fire. "

  • want.

    +1

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  • I think this one was first:
    http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf_tshirt.htm

    **OMG **says...
    This shirt cured my Aids!

    Admin@everythingwolf says...
    There is no way our shirt cured aids.

  • Wolves, Unicorns & Robocop - what more could you ask for!?

  • Woah woah woah, that unholy trinity is incredible! :-O

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