All you speeders suck my balls

So to everyone who read my post about charging the commute and saw me pathetically going down the hipster silk route at about 12 miles an hour on my new Moser.

This is what I had in my bag, brakeless, with track drops and 85 GI. Possibly the most soul destroying 25 minutes of my life.

A pair of smart shoes
Some tea bags
A motorbike chain and padlock
Rolling baccy
Assorted tools
A small bottle of Terre de Hermes
A corkscrew
A bottle of Angostura bitters
4 bottles of Champagne
A pair of Jeans
A cycling jacket by Endura
A wallet
A tube of Autosol
A pair of sunglasses
A set of housekeys
A stack of flyers for the Ketoloco gig at the Light
A roll of green duct tape
Dax wax and Mop paste
A Nokia N80
A boxed pay as you go t-mobile phone
A phillips shaver/trimmer
A copy of 'A hedonists guide to life'
A Velbon D600 tripod
A Canon 450D (not in photo, duh)
A white macbook
A white macbook charger

That is all

looks like you were in for a fun night

Neat photo.

I thought I had the hang of skidding on the stupidly big gear, and nearly had a taxi sandwich, it's funny what 25 kg on your back will do to boost your kinetic energy! Funny thing is, I was more worried about my sheriff hubs cracking and spilling me into a fizzy pink mess all over old st roundabout. Though it would have been epic to bail with that lot in front of the foundry. Like something out of Lord of the flies.

You were still faster than me you moaning sod.

Nah not this morning man, I only packed this lot on the way home, cheer up!

What were you going to make with just champagne & bitters? Or were you hoping to find brandy & sugar cubes at your destination?

Either way, I think you should have packed it all in a suitcase and flown Ryanair.

weres the spare innertube.

Mr R_P you are a man of true class. However, the champagne (actually Cremant de Loire, far better than most OTP NV's) was for solo quaffing. the Angostura is for Cuban Mules, to be downed tomorrow come rain or shine on my balcony.

weres the spare innertube.

I gave it to a friend who had a puncture, as I was leaving work. Absence from photo well spotted. 5 points to you sir.

far better than most OTP NV's

love it

No cuddly toy?

My cuddly toy was not in my backpack, but in my - never mind

Pervert.

Pervert.

Racist

That big cock is well funny.

So to everyone who read my post about charging the commute and saw me pathetically going down the hipster silk route at about 12 miles an hour on my new Moser.

This is what I had in my bag, brakeless, with track drops and 85 GI. Possibly the most soul destroying 25 minutes of my life.

A pair of smart shoes
Some tea bags
A motorbike chain and padlock
Rolling baccy
Assorted tools
A small bottle of Terre de Hermes
A corkscrew
A bottle of Angostura bitters
4 bottles of Champagne
A pair of Jeans
A cycling jacket by Endura
A wallet
A tube of Autosol
A pair of sunglasses
A set of housekeys
A stack of flyers for the Ketoloco gig at the Light
A roll of green duct tape
Dax wax and Mop paste
A Nokia N80
A boxed pay as you go t-mobile phone
A phillips shaver/trimmer
A copy of 'A hedonists guide to life'
A Velbon D600 tripod
A Canon 450D (not in photo, duh)
A white macbook
A white macbook charger

That is all

Is this forum going downhill due to a lack of Twatter awareness?

That big cock is well funny.

+1 I thought it was the actual photo for the moment too...

....back to less thinking.

Nice try - it seems you have little positive to say about anything. Defend your place as one of the bastions of this forum if you will, but a light hearted reality based post about struggling with a fucking heavy bag isn't gonna destroy your cool mate. I just thought it was quite funny how much shit I had managed to cart home and stuck up a post. Dissemination of personal observations in mass media is the new black don't cha know.

Nice try - it seems you have little positive to say about anything. Defend your place as one of the bastions of this forum if you will, but a light hearted reality based post about struggling with a fucking heavy bag isn't gonna destroy your cool mate. I just thought it was quite funny how much shit I had managed to cart home and stuck up a post. Dissemination of personal observations in mass media is the new black don't cha know.

Racist.

The Hedonist's Guide to Life:
Step 1
Buy four bottles of a reasonable quality sparkling wine
TICK

What's next?

where is the camera you mention

is it fixed lens?

Greasyboy you need to read the book. I haven't yet, it's a tongue in cheek present for a friend of mine who could have written it. I assume there are chapters of an alcohol based nature.

you shoulda packed a spare toe clip too...