Wanted: A sense of humour

I fitted a new bottom bracket into mine a few years ago, but I did it dry and now my sense of humour is rusted and developing cracks.

Willing to use booze as currency for a replacement, if you have one gping spare.

I could show you my last paycheck at GLH that'll have you rolling with laughter

That is the only thing keeping me together...at least I'm not a courier.

4 days work............

£70

Dear God!

You must be kidding me.

That is complete balls. No wonder you are working full time.

Jesus, that's below legal minimum wage! What do you do?

he pedals his ass for cash on the street.

Jesus, that's below legal minimum wage! What do you do?

What did I do would be the question, answer, worked for a shit courier co. Obviously I fucked them off quick time, I'm now on 250-300 working for a non shit co.

he pedals his ass for cash on the street.

...and this in the evenings, that's just for the thrill though I give the money to tramps on the walk home

I didn't think that shit courier firms still existed. And they say that scaffolders have a tough job.

Hipsters gotta get there foot in the door somehow.

They serve their purpose by being the companies that take on anyone and therefore gain experience

Gah! Too slow..

Like shit estate agents then?

this is just making me feel worse about humanity, not helping my ability to see humour.

Technically they are a shit cycle courier firm, the van drivers and moped/motorbike riders were raking it in, the pushbikes just seemed like a tacked on afterthought

Nothing's that bad, surely?

this is just making me feel worse about humanity, not helping my ability to see humour.

I don't think that feeling ever goes away, I'll bring some weed on Saturday that'll help ;)

not really my thing, but I appreciate the offer.

Sorry to be the great uninitiated, but during the current ecoomic climate surely it costs less to end a cycle courier than it does to send a crotch rocket?

not really my thing, but I appreciate the offer.

I'll put it in the cake anyway :p

Sorry to be the great uninitiated, but during the current ecoomic climate surely it costs less to end a cycle courier than it does to send a crotch rocket?

Petrol bikes can go further than pedals though, and those are the big money jobs, sometimes riders were doing 1 job a day up to newcastle for £200

Yes, but it depends on your controller. So a client books a job. You tell them all you have available is a motorbike, it will cost them £15. The money is greater, so the company makes more. They don't have to do jack for the riders, the rider pays for the radio and XDA, so it's essentially free for the company to keep him on no matter how much money he does or doesn't make for the company.

Ruthless cunts.

Oh Fek! It sounds like feckety feck, feckety Fek, Fek Fek time & ever so funny when the phone voice says it PSML/ROFLing