Desk Jobs

Posted on Mon 6th, July 2009

• #1

chris_crash

So I have a job with a desk now (thankfully only a few days a week). I have read every blog I subscribe to twice and found a few more, started internet arguments, made coffee and tea multiple times and followed more people on twitter, I'm stuck here for another 2.5 hours, what else is there to do? How do you deal with it? whats the best way to drink when your boss sits right behind you? How do you hide it when your half the employees?
• #2

goodhead

Organise a meeting. Fuck off for as many hours as you schedule your 'meeting' for.
• #3

fredtc

miniclip.com
• #4

hippy

I have a bottle of booze in my draw. Make sure your boss is an alco. Job done.
• #5

wools

^ Or turn him into one!
• #6

chris_crash

Woo Hoo, since my job has to do with promotion (among other things) and a freind of mine who blogs about our industry just called to say shes coming to town I get to go talk with her about what we do, and I don't have to come back. yessssssss! I'm off to the LES and martinis.

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